Joke of the Day

[GPK]

Never question a drunk....

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected
>>A half-gallon of 2% milk,
>>A carton of eggs,
>>A quart of orange juice,
>>A head of romaine lettuce,
>>A 2 lb. bag of coffee,
>>And 1 lb. package of bacon.
>>
>>As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a
>>drunk
>>standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
of the
>>cashier.
>>While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly
>>stated,
>>"You must be single."
>>
>>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was

>>intrigued by
>>the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She
looked
>>at her six
>>items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
her
>>selections
>>that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
>>
>>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know

>>what, you're
>>absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
>>
>>The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."