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Old 01-11-2007, 05:58 PM
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Rapper making his own line. I'll let you come up with the punch lines here as they are unlimited.

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Old 01-11-2007, 06:20 PM
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Rapper making his own line. I'll let you come up with the punch lines here as they are unlimited.

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Old 01-11-2007, 07:10 PM
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put two in a box, he can sell them at the dollar store.

hey, he can call them wRappers.
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Old 01-11-2007, 07:13 PM
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Condoms are not something you go cheap on. Plus, nobody asks, are you wearing "50" tonight?
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Old 01-11-2007, 07:18 PM
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Condoms are not something you go cheap on. Plus, nobody asks, are you wearing "50" tonight?
glad i havne't got to worry with all that. lol and then a girl doesn't know about them and shrieks 'you're wearing how many?!'

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then you won't need any!!
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I hate condoms. HAHA
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It does bring extra meaning to the line

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Old 01-12-2007, 09:41 AM
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I wonder if they will be bullet proof like the vest he wears ?
Or are they for those who shoot blanks ???????
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:38 PM
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you would say that
Do you know me? Just curious...

We disagree on football (because your team stunk up the BCS title game) and now you know me personally? Interesting.
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Old 01-12-2007, 01:52 PM
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lol, geeze dont get so defensive.... i was just trying to get under your skin because your a gators fan


by the way i dont know you, just like you dont know me
Yeah, yeah... sorry, I didn't mean to get defensive. I thought you saw my myspace page and commented because I happen to have a son.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:10 PM
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She's a breeder! lol
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:24 PM
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I hate condoms. HAHA
So do I!! I once had a deposit on a condo but decided to go for a regular house instead. Condos might have too much breakage anyway.
The house turned out better.
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Old 01-12-2007, 02:31 PM
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No ma'am... he is my ONE AND ONLY. Trust me on that...
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