Songs!

Originally Posted by flowing tail

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THE TWELVE MONTHS OF DERBY

"On the twelfth month before Derby, my true Dix gave to me...

12 - T.C. prospects!

11 - Broken maidens

10 - Triple digit Beyers

9 - Stalls at Saratoga

8 - Tender bucked shins

7 - Milk shake suspensions

6 - Hyperbaric O2's

5 - Golllllllllden pedigrees!

4 - Lasix shots

3 - Stem cells

2 - Left to race

And a Rockport in a bar shoe!"

Very nicely done!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Skippy The Great

Very nicely done!

Can you please make that into a song????? Great!!!!! We will be waiting!!!!!

[my miss storm cat]

Well I don't know about any of you but i am having a very strange morning and i keep thinking of that line from Signs.....

"Or look at the question this way. Is it possible that there are no coincidences?"

So I was in a market and i passed by the cleaning things and there was All. In the next aisle Seattles Best Coffee and right after that i saw Chicken and Stars soup. Are you freaking out too??? What does it mean??? Seattle??? All??? Star????? Maybe a song????? Okay!!!!!

This is in the tune of My Kind of Town and it's for you and thanks again for all the valuable advice on different kinds of medications!!!!!

Seattle Star,
left out the All
Seattle Star,
let's go play ball!
I think that
if we meet
it would be neat
to talk about feet
cause each time I post
in the paddock
feel like a ghost-
or like smoked haddock
so I'll sing from afar
you're my kinda Star.

Seattle Star,
where Kurt came from
Seattle Star
sad bout the gun.
Do you ever
listen to Hole?
She's trash with soul
think she's on parole
and each time I shop
Seattle Star
your name will pop
Seattle Star
into my empty brain
Do you like kenny Mayne?