Songs!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

LOL well we could not have you thinking about your womanly issue b/c then you would not enjoy it, you know? But like any good jock i know how to give a well timed ride on a sloppy track, if you hear what i am saying.

But anyways you would not be laughing with me and you certainly wouldn't be thinking 'he must say the ceilings are 30 feet high.' No ma'am i do believe you would be in shock similar to a person who just sat down on a traffic cone.

All aboard and i promise to help you cheer up if the rocky pics are getting boring yet. I said if.

Well it is a big releif that you said if or i would question if this could ever have a chance of working even if it is only for a night of cheap sex!!!!! So why don't you tell me how high the ceilings are big boy????? you can do it in song format if you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!11

Choo Choo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you TTimes outcasts have any idea how absolutely stupid you sound?
I'm not trying to be mean but most of us have a life, and don't have to resort to te inet to get laid or talk about sex. You are real pathetic folks.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by oracle80

Do you TTimes outcasts have any idea how absolutely stupid you sound?
I'm not trying to be mean but most of us have a life, and don't have to resort to te inet to get laid or talk about sex. You are real pathetic folks.

Well now do you need a nap or something because it seems to me that someone is being a little cranky!!!!! I've got it!!!!! you need your very own song!!!!! hooray!!!!!

Here, this is just for you. Do you like Christmas songs? Good!!!!! It's in the tune of Jingle Bells!!!!!

Or-a-cle, Or-a-cle
we're being allegorical!
Do you like to ride in boats?
You should buy a coracle!

Or-a-cle, Or-i-cle,
I remember when
I talked to you long ago,
was that on ESPN?

Bold well he's a nut,
Dixie is a bettor,
Maybe you can try
sex and use a fetter!

That's a shackle for
ankles and feet
If you wear flip flops
there's been some
debate - do they look neat? Oh...

Or-a-cle, Or-a-cle
chill and go try zen
or you'll end up sour like
those two bitter old men!

Merry Christmas Grumpy.

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Well now do you need a nap or something because it seems to me that someone is being a little cranky!!!!! I've got it!!!!! you need your very own song!!!!! hooray!!!!!

Here, this is just for you. Do you like Christmas songs? Good!!!!! It's in the tune of Jingle Bells!!!!!

Or-a-cle, Or-a-cle
we're being allegorical!
Do you like to ride in boats?
You should buy a coracle!

Or-a-cle, Or-i-cle,
I remember when
I talked to you long ago,
was that on ESPN?

Bold well he's a nut,
Dixie is a bettor,
Maybe you can try
sex and use a fetter!

That's a shackle for
ankles and feet
If you wear flip flops
there's been some
debate - do they look neat? Oh...

Or-a-cle, Or-a-cle
chill and go try zen
or you'll end up sour like
those two bitter old men!

Merry Christmas Grumpy.

Ok its obvious that you, like myself, also posess soeme degree of ADD or ADHD. So since you are a "homey" of mine, I will try and play nice with you in the sandbox, lol.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by oracle80

Ok its obvious that you, like myself, also posess soeme degree of ADD or ADHD. So since you are a "homey" of mine, I will try and play nice with you in the sandbox, lol.

Whew!

I wasn't sure if you'd rip my head off for that..... gonna go get my pail and shovel now. See you by the swings.

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Whew!

I wasn't sure if you'd rip my head off for that..... gonna go get my pail and shovel now. See you by the swings.

LOL!!!! See, once I realized you part of the brethren whose minds never stop working, have the attention span of a gnat, etc. I realized you were part of the club.
And as a member of that club, I'm surfe you also posess and are aware of the greatest talent that all we ADD folks are blessed with!!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by oracle80

LOL!!!! See, once I realized you part of the brethren whose minds never stop working, have the attention span of a gnat, etc. I realized you were part of the club.
And as a member of that club, I'm surfe you also posess and are aware of the greatest talent that all we ADD folks are blessed with!!

Kind Sir,

I'm both flattered and grateful and yes..... it would be the highest honor to join your club as, obviously, I qualify.

Do you follow Hong Kong racing at all? It's always quite depressing... going to the HKJC site for my daily fix and seeing the constant news and updates for card-carrying members of the Octopus Club (it's true... I couldn't make somthing like THAT up). "Have you picture taken with a life-size cut out of the gallant Silent Witness", that kind of thing, but alas... always limited to those lucky, card-carrying members. (Sigh). And so this club of yours, well..... I am thrilled, good Sir! I shall cherish my membership and I suppose the next time i go to the HKJC site I shall laugh and think well, I'm now a member of a very prestigious alliance as well!

As an aside your "why-go-4-times-when-you-can-go-6" was not only a great line, it elevated your status in my often-empty brain. You Sir are a true philosopher. Yes, yes and yes..... again we share this vision of life as it should be. Personally, seven is a nice number but six will do just fine!

Thank you again, for your time..... for everything. Please let me know where the club meets!

(I'm glad we're cool).

Fondly,
My Miss Storm Cat

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Well it is a big releif that you said if or i would question if this could ever have a chance of working even if it is only for a night of cheap sex!!!!! So why don't you tell me how high the ceilings are big boy????? you can do it in song format if you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!11

Choo Choo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This ought to explain why a night with me will help if you get bored with Rocky pictures...

Here comes Flowing T
Here comes Flowing T
right down MMSC's lane

Twigs'n bits 'n' and all his man-parts
Coming once again
Bells are ringing
MMSC screaming
All is merry & bright

Hang your thongs up
say your tantras
Cuz Flowing T comes tonight

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

This ought to explain why a night with me will help if you get bored with Rocky pictures...

Here comes Flowing T
Here comes Flowing T
right down MMSC's lane

Twigs'n bits 'n' and all his man-parts
Coming once again
Bells are ringing
MMSC screaming
All is merry & bright

Hang your thongs up
say your tantras
Cuz Flowing T comes tonight

Well I have to tell you the truth here because that's part of what makes a good relationship or so i hear and that is this - i had to reach for my inhaler after i read your song because i could not breathe. I don't have asthma and so i could not find it but that's not the point here. Your song had a profound impact on my day and on my life and it is something i will think of on my deathbed and everybody will be standing around wondering why I'm smiling as the doctors rush in yelling Code Blue! and other nonsensicle things and people will be crying but i won't so it is our little secret. And the morphine will begin to take effect and I'll see a light in the distance or maybe not depending on if I'm going north or south and i'll think of Rocky and your song. And i'll smile. A great big Rockport harbor kinda smile! A Flowing T ooooh that was good let's do it again now smile. You deserve a medal or an award or a Rocky pin or something nice. I will now try to think of something nice and meaningful and memorable to give to you since you have been so giving of yourself Flowing T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!