UFO at O'Hare

[Downthestretch55]

I just heard word of another sighting!
Uncle Ned and his buddy, Fast Finger Phil were at the skeet range with their twelve guages, getting ready for the "Firemen's Shoot-Off".
Fast Finger Phil called me and told me what he heard and saw.
Seems that just as the one was released from the high house at station 7, and right before the low house on the right released a clay bird, he told me he heard a high pitched voice.
"Greeting Earthlings, we come in peace."
Uncle Ned had called for the double, "Pull!"
Alas, before Phil could say anything....
BANG!! BANG!!

Sorry, folks. Keep your eyes up.
Hold fire...they might be smaller than you think.
This is not a good sign for future interplanetary relations.