Celeb Matches

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Angelina seems to have a lot to read on her lately.
Who needs the Sunday NY Times when you have all that to read on her back?
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifesty...ent_757981.htm
Is it true that she has the first five books of the Bible tattooed to the inside of those gorgeous thighs? More to read...definitely worth studying!
So, maybe if Brad gets tired of his days in the "library", I can match her up with the door to my refrigerator. Plenty to read there as well.

pass the magnifying glass

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Looks like this won't be a movie anytime soon, but if it becomes one, perhaps it will be titled "Driving Me Crazy"...as if wasn't enough already.
Yoko and her driver, Koral Karson, appear to have split under some, uhh, umm,
how should I say this?...unsavory circumstances.
Looks like Koral will be having some time to think...in his cell.
http://www.playfuls.com/news_0000186...h_Threats.html

So now that Yoko is driverless, does it seem likely that either Jeff Gordon, or Matt Kennseth will step up to the task of touring Manhatten at the wheel during the off season from NASCAR? Speaking of NASCAR...did anyone notice that Angelina in her pic in the above post looks to have almost as many sponsors on her flanks as Jeff's #24?
And since John McCain plays so well with the NASCAR dads, doesn't it seem likely that he will become Ms Ono's newest suitor? Jeff could drive while Johnny McC and become better acquainted in the back seat (wink, wink).
You heard it here first...Yoko Ono and John McCain, back seat bonding as they weave past taxis and buses on NY cities streets, Jeff at the wheel.

pass the pit crew, just BURN RUBBER! Donuts on the infield..or Cental Park.
Yippie!!!

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This isn't really a "celeb match", just a report on the future career of our beloved Vice President, Dick Cheney after his "services" are completed in 2008. Being the "straight shooter" that he is, (just ask his hunting buddies),
it looks like he'll be a guide in Texas, helping the visually impaired to "shoot straight". It sure beats the alternative of becoming a sniper in Baghdad.
Heck, with those five deferments and the affinity for gun play, this job will be perfect for Ol' Smiley. Load em up! Move em out! Ready, aim FIRE!
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/4401429.html

Be sure to duck and cover, Dick...this ain't "paintball games" at all.
I sure hope they don't miss.

praise God and pass the ammunition. Quails are safe. Just present your best face.

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Who's yo' daddy??? Who's yo' daddy???
Seems that the 28 yo "accuser" doesn't know. The Duke lacrosse fellas should be off the hook soon.
So let's just put this mystery together...connect the "dots" and solve it.
Does anyone question why today is Donald Rumsfeld's last day as Secretary of Defense? Do only 16% of the msnbc respondents support his management of the way he conducted the Iraq war? 84% voiced "NO" votes.
Come on Donnie! Give up some DNA so we can all see what you've been doing on your weekends away from the Pentagon. Make all of citizens believers again. You know that the lacrosse kids didn't do it. Let Duke off by allowing a genetic test, Rummy. You know what you did!
At least contribute to the support of this little baby. Don't walk away in failure yet again. Don't deny, don't make up excuses Donnie. Just give up some DNA so that this issue can be "laid" to rest. Rummy, your credibility remains in question until you give up some fluids for lab tests.
You know what you did!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236695,00.html#

pass the "formula"

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Miss USA, Tara Connor, is about to be stripped by the Donald..the Trump guy.
Miss California might replace her after Donald strips her...of her crown that is.

http://www.gawker.com/news/tmz/why-d...usa-222265.php

Well, Tara...I'm sure you'll do fine after this is over. Miss Teen was a bad influence on ya. Many are getting up for you. It's just hard, hard, hard.
Let's just hope the Donald is gentle.

pass the tiara

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For those that missed lovely Laura, 1st lady, Bush and her call for truth and "good news" in her interview on MSNBC yesterday morning, just read it for yourself...
http://scoop.epluribusmedia.org/stor...2/15/85932/533
Now Laura, truth seeker and "good news" speaker, take a minute to quell the rumors that spread last summer regarding that wild weekend with Jerry Falwell. You remember...the "gasbag of Liberty U"? Was he as good as rumored?
And while you're explaining the "truth" Lady Laura, what's the deal with Rex, the German shepherd that hails from the DC K-9 squad that you seem to have so much affection for? Huh? Did you really rub that ample bottom you sit on with bacon grease? Was Barney in anyway jealous? Did Georgie watch or was he still trying to get through his bedtime book, "My Pet Goat"?
And also, what's with the report that you took driving lessons in your youth at the Bush School of Driving? The link is a few posts up.
Laura, all any of us want is the truth. If anyone can provide it, you certainly can!

pass the lard, hold the remote (use two hands).

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Love is in the air! Feel it! Groovy!!!
Former (disgraced) Speaker of the House, Newt (contract for America) Gingrich and Condi (I'm clueless 2) Rice look to be a match made in...umm not heaven..the other place. Good that they found each other.
Laura B will be happy that Condi won't be so lonely anymore. Condi was so depressed when she didn't get the football commissioner job.
Newt is a different story. I won't bring up his past if you don't...SHHH!
If only we could convince him to bathe more than once a month, he might be a bit more "attractive". Something "stinks", but it's not for me to call attention. Let's just let the "love" unfold. Hold nose if necessary.
Anyway...here's the story:
http://newsbyus.com/more.php?id=6404_0_1_0_M

pass the soap...and a football too.