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06-15-2006, 04:35 PM
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06-15-2006, 05:22 PM
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I need to step out for a while (very important business to attend to you see) but i will pick it up on my way home and bang it out. LOL. You know what i mean.
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06-15-2006, 05:56 PM
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This one is for Flo- it's in the tune of Silver Bells. You're so sassy hot and classy and your penis is big It would make a real good Christmas present. Betty Ford Guy and lastkidpicked and you, what do i do? Want you all but this one songs for you. Flowing Tail Flowing Tail someday you'll get laid, stay sane! Meds kick in, lets begin Look at the size of that train!!! This one is for Bettyfordclinic, in the tune of Here Comes Santa Clause- Goodbye Betty Ford! Goodbye Betty Ford! We'll be back someday! BF guy, he and me you know we can't keep away! Drinking, smoking, popping pills and passing out in the rain! We'll return but for now I'll yearn for his Betty Ford train! They all have a similar theme! Here's one for Lastkidpicked- It's sung in the tune of The First Noel- The Laaaaaaast kid who was picked in gym class, he's a sweeeeet guy does he do it slow or fast? Oh laaaaast kid all your fears will be solved If no one picks you I will if no midgets are involved! Last Kid, last Kid picked in gym class, we can do it how you want just not up my azz. Now I will wait for your song!!! Ho Ho Ho!!!!!
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06-16-2006, 12:37 AM
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MMSC, this ought to explain most of the story for you.
"Bridge on troubled sloppy-track" when dix is weary feeling old when tears are in his steel blue eyes Bold will dry them away he's on your side ohhhhhhhhh when tracks get cuppy when bobby just cant! be! found! like a barn on the sloppy track dix will lay it down like a thrown shoe on the backside dix will ride coaltown! when he's down and out boxes on his feet when evening falls so hard call on Latent Heat he'll take your hand oh! when darkness comes and pain is all around like for-tyyy thousand silver horseshoes he will lay them down like citation's stable ponyyyy hears the anthem every sound sail on boy wonder sail on by your time has come to shine all your dreams are on their way. see how steel blue shines! ohhh when you need an imaginary friend buddy's sailing right behind like a catlike movement on the new yacht! MORONS ease your mind like a chiseled feature on a young BROAD dixie's tough to find Last edited by flowing tail : 06-16-2006 at 12:39 AM.
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06-16-2006, 09:33 AM
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Double D, stop and ask for directions. This thread is for
singing songs written by white guys with fros christmas songs turned bad asking Flowing T for advice I think u want aisle 4.
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06-16-2006, 11:17 AM
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06-16-2006, 12:25 PM
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Flo do you know the Godolphin motto? it's all I can say is wow and believe you me that's what i thought of when i read your very good songs! you are doing a good job in trying to woo me but even though you're a manly man and all I'm afraid my heart belongs to another. I would see him at the Clinic at meds time and think oh god please let him talk to me and he did which is good since he ignored me when i asked for a pony when i was ten and world peace and stuff. I don't know what he was talking about but that's not the point at all is it? And so now that I have found him and even though i am swept away by your song writing expertise I have to stay loyal. Of course maybe not because I can't predict the future like Rocky probably can!!!!! Thank you though. Do you know the song Oh Yoko? John wrote it.
In the middle of a thread in the middle of a thread I see you name Yo! Flow Jo Yo! Flow Jo You really do turn me on. Now I have to say one other thing and that is this- I really do think you should listen to Rock Hard and use the name Flowing T because it's quite manly and I can imagine you driving around in one of those big Cadallic things with the pretty rims that go round and round and if you stare at them for too long you feel a little high. Flo is nice but it's a little girly and I know you're not so maybe i will now call you Flowing T!!! Thanks for the story of Dixie too!!!!! Rock Hard, I got your email and no I can't think of what will rhyme with Chupster either except for Soup Sir or Bloop Fur and I don't think that will impress her. i did think of the song Feelings and maybe you could write something like Chupster Nothing rhymes with Chupster I'm feeling so blue were you thinking of me too. Please note that i am not singing that to Chupster but only trying to be a friend because he's my friend and he knows my secrets like who I'm hot for and stuff but he better shut up or there will be trouble and I'll tell everyone who he slept with and won't you all be surprised and no it wasn't me!!!!!
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06-16-2006, 08:26 PM
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06-16-2006, 10:16 AM
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Anyways this got me to thinking about Christmas in June too what a neat idea. Then I came up with another song see how it goes, this one isn't a love song but in a way I guess it kind of is, to Dixie anyway. OK so here goes dont make fun: THE TWELVE MONTHS OF DERBY "On the twelfth month before Derby, my true Dix gave to me... 12 - T.C. prospects! 11 - Broken maidens 10 - Triple digit Beyers 9 - Stalls at Saratoga 8 - Tender bucked shins 7 - Milk shake suspensions 6 - Hyperbaric O2's 5 - Golllllllllden pedigrees! 4 - Lasix shots 3 - Stem cells 2 - Left to race And a Rockport in a bar shoe!" Last edited by flowing tail : 06-16-2006 at 11:19 AM.
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06-18-2006, 08:05 PM
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06-18-2006, 09:25 PM
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06-19-2006, 12:25 PM
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Well I don't know about any of you but i am having a very strange morning and i keep thinking of that line from Signs.....
"Or look at the question this way. Is it possible that there are no coincidences?" So I was in a market and i passed by the cleaning things and there was All. In the next aisle Seattles Best Coffee and right after that i saw Chicken and Stars soup. Are you freaking out too??? What does it mean??? Seattle??? All??? Star????? Maybe a song????? Okay!!!!! This is in the tune of My Kind of Town and it's for you and thanks again for all the valuable advice on different kinds of medications!!!!! Seattle Star, left out the All Seattle Star, let's go play ball! I think that if we meet it would be neat to talk about feet cause each time I post in the paddock feel like a ghost- or like smoked haddock so I'll sing from afar you're my kinda Star. Seattle Star, where Kurt came from Seattle Star sad bout the gun. Do you ever listen to Hole? She's trash with soul think she's on parole and each time I shop Seattle Star your name will pop Seattle Star into my empty brain Do you like kenny Mayne?
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