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Old 06-02-2015, 07:15 PM
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No Keen Ice for the CLYDEFORM!!?
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Old 06-03-2015, 01:09 PM
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From Morty



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To all Canadian Sparrow blowhards-----Happy Windsyday.

Any Sparrow fan still fanning after the latest gross move by the Kayaks shall be placed right at the top of a new HUNT&KILL list.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O9DaIGy9M




The Final Fine Analysis;in this case,it's for the NED&HYDRA A#1 FUCl<IN' -AYE HO DOWN.

(The race where owners of a potential TC entrant get to act like the True Swine that they are .....before or after the race.Maybe both.)




1....MOOKIES GIVING MOOCOW


The only thing more doorknobby than Mike Hunt is Mike De Kock.



nnnnnno



Crinkle....


trash can






2....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT


Well it's possible.


Ah don't know fer shore----but keeping for now.






3....MADEFROMLUCKY


More keepah than whiiiiiirrrer







4....FRAMMENTO


Not out of the question.






5....CANADIAN SPARROW


I really,really hope you're reading this baffert----you disgusting,schmoozing,Dr.Moreau/Michael Vick of horsey racing.





DOUBLE BARF!!!!







CRINK-EL!!.....trash can


NYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

thud








whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!






6....FROSTED



KEEPAH!!






7....KEEN ICE


I would have bit on ESKEEMO PIE,but this name is truly awful.

Anyone ever hear a person say,"WOW Mom!! That was some really keen ice!! YUM!!"



Blech.




Crinkle....


trash can






8....MATERIALITY



Phantom PayBob'd in the Derby,he's on the right side of the Sparrow.

Tough break,baffert.





KEEPAH!!










Now,this is not easy.......but here:



1....MATERIALITY
2....FROSTED
3....MADEFROMLUCKY
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Old 06-03-2015, 08:22 PM
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No Keen Ice for the CLYDEFORM!!?
The nerve!

I will of course be using him and Frosted.


How about a Belmonty Day contest??? The winner will send a bottle of the best champagne to The Belmonts, such wonderful people.
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Old 06-04-2015, 02:54 PM
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What is dangerous? What is safe? What is considered to be psychopathic waste?

There's so much hidden yet obvious meaning to some trains of thought;and I don't mean the graffiti spray painted here by Travis Gravel.Then again.....some trains left the station a lllllllong time ago.

This is the last post toastie I'll make here,just to let all know.

Horsey racing and its concomitant,biodegradable,superfluous side shows have reached that point of utter boredom for me.It is now plain to understand where the term horse feathers was birthed.If there is really a loving God-----he has a funny way of showing it.One day a horsey will scratch out a book entitled "People Farm." Then Thin....I mean Keen Ice will scribble out "1284." Maybe another publishes ''What Doesn't Kill You Means The Next Attempt Probably Will."


Maybe Saturday will be my final post toastie.I may want to brag a lot;or gag----a lot.


Now,I know my next comment is going to offend a large slice of the populace....but then every comment I make offends a large slice of the populace.

All the same,if you tweet----you must be nuts.Even if you read tweets regularly----you must be nuts.And the thing bout it;it's wildly successful! Is this the legacy mankind wants to plant?? Imagine 100,000 years from now a Canadian Spaceship lost in space returns to Earth because it ran out of gas.The crew was put into a suspended animation(sort of like kdm ox at e-baboons) and they left Earth before tweeting was discovered to be a natural source of arsenic.They might well find printed copies of tweets:"What the fucl< is this,aye?"----"This is aboot the dumbest thing I've ever seen."


And they're CANADIANS!!

Now do you understand the lunacy of tweeting?

nottweeting must be invented.


FF Book.....another one."Yah HI!! Thought I'd drop in on your page and see what your drug trafficking buds have to say.Click on me and see the latest vacay pics from my road kill! WHOA!! I meant road trip!Plus pics of my very first Clarke Bar."


Perhaps some StickyMusic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxywPYRCbI

"The title refers to a Navajo belief that there are seven times in life that you must make a decision that determines your life path. Taking the wrong path means you must either backtrack or stay on the road to ruin."


Boy did that say a lot in a little,right?


Maybe I should have just typed in the above few lines.I could have saved so much time.The thing is, that "somebody" calling your name....is it a succubus?
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Old 06-04-2015, 02:57 PM
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I'm a Tweeter reader
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Old 06-04-2015, 03:28 PM
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Aye, me too.

Oh wayull...
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Old 06-04-2015, 03:42 PM
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Well....looks lak we got awse'fs a tweetah readah heah.



Let me aks you a question.

Do you not find it odd that there isn't a news blurb channel on the tely? You know, like a constant flow of jumbled itty bitty portions of news,jumping from one topic to another and then back 6 spaces? AND....other news stations interrupt with their quick blurbs and start their own chain of unrelated and far too incomplete reportage?

Then you have the more public tweeters who have to become obsessed with number of followers as compared to like public tweeters( talking about a few thousand here)......and the BASKETBALL JONES,LeBron James has almost 22 MILLION!!


What's next.....wuffing??
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Well because of Twitter, today I learned the following.

Smokey (the pony) former Reining horse (with video) does not like AP

Massive Gas explosion killed 150 in Ghana (where ever the f that is..)

Tale of Verve is relaxed schooling and is one pretty boy

Keen Ice walked a mile and jogged 2 miles

A Todd Pletcher horse won at 17-1 odds today

California lawmakers advanced the "Right To Die" legislation.

"First Joy" first winner for sire Drosselmeyer

Frail old lady shoplifted at a store but left behind her cane with her name on it

A turtle lived 255 years from 1750 to 2006

See?! So much "valuable" and sometimes "useless" information
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Old 06-04-2015, 04:20 PM
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Well....looks lak we got awse'fs a tweetah readah heah.



Let me aks you a question.

Do you not find it odd that there isn't a news blurb channel on the tely? You know, like a constant flow of jumbled itty bitty portions of news,jumping from one topic to another and then back 6 spaces? AND....other news stations interrupt with their quick blurbs and start their own chain of unrelated and far too incomplete reportage?
Isn't that pretty much what happens 'round here?


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What's next.....wuffing??
WOOF!


I like the pretty pitchers
(Barbara Livingston, I presume)

and updates
(HRTV Belmonty Stakes)

an such. But that's just me.

Come on, everybody! Come on in!
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