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Old 05-24-2015, 08:30 PM
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"Songs written by Jeffery Dahmer:


I Left Your Heart in San Fransisco

Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover

Johnny Tastes Goode

Hey Food

Tottie Fields Forever

Delicious Minds"




I needed a good laugh. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-26-2015, 09:01 PM
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From Morty




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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNaFiwTfAY


And there was that time I called the Padlock,"The Smart Threads."

In the time of now,we see more of:


"YAH-HOO-HOO!!!! More trainer threads from 40 years ago----PLEASE!!"


And back and forth like:


"Blub blub mug poo."

"DAH!! farbins nerz bor duk!!"

"No....blub blub BORF querze norfshun!!"

"BLAFKORDISH!! MAUWTHUTZ!! blub blub norts baffint jerp PIKWATZ!!"



What a friggin' kumquaty mess.




You know,Morty Fans....there are several hit teams trying to sniff me out as I type; so they may snuff me out.One of them is getting close and,I have this recurring dream. A dream where the team that is close is made up of crack Navy OTTER's and Army STRANGERS.Due to a regimen of rote,they are really,really good at their physical mechanics.....but are incredibly stupid.In the dream, as I get in my car and sit down....a sniper named Diaper plugs me right between the eyes.Then, having planted a remote controlled bomb in my car....they hit the button and BOOM!!


They figure this way....no one will know I was killed by a bullet.

Now that is stupid.

The team, I'm sure, is code named: Nick's Kumquats.



New Hunt&Kill:


El Edgah

Don Speedo

Rock Tard



Rock Tard can't wait for "Bobby" to hoist that trophy.The only thing I want to see baffert hoist after the Belmont is a big ol' cup of his own medicine.But that's hoping for too much.
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Old 05-28-2015, 10:13 PM
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Sporty Fans....are you already sick of Sparrow Fans?

Maybe he will win,but I am not of the group (that should be under clinical study) saying he absolutely will win andifyoudon'tthinkthesamethenyouarestupidorinsaneo rboth!!


Thank my luckies I am not drinking at the Thyroxine trough.


It is with that in mind that I step off the Belmont trail for a while.

This is more fun:


Click Van Gogh's paintings and mute it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBMGVu6GTDw


Now click on Still Got The Blues on another tab....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o7BwblazjQ


Start playing the song and then go back and start the paintings of Van Gogh.



It's oodles of noodle food.





One other thing and I do hate to bring it up,but Daffy Danny is at it again.

This is her latest tag line:


"Hell is other people.

Jean-Paul Sartre "


She is now a certified google existentialist.What she doesn't get is----SHE is other people.






c u latah
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Old 05-29-2015, 09:30 AM
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From Morty


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Sporty Fans....are you already sick of Sparrow Fans?

Maybe he will win,but I am not of the group (that should be under clinical study) saying he absolutely will win andifyoudon'tthinkthesamethenyouarestupidorinsaneo rboth!!


Thank my luckies I am not drinking at the Thyroxine trough.





c u latah
Are you implying we have a lot of people here with Thyroid issues?
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Old 05-29-2015, 09:37 AM
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Are you implying we have a lot of people here with Thyroid issues?
I believe he is referring to this.

http://www.paulickreport.com/news/ra...ng-wrong-here/
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Old 05-29-2015, 09:45 AM
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Interesting read. Never saw that
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Old 05-29-2015, 10:02 AM
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Interesting read. Never saw that
Oh there's more..

Part 1: https://tuesdayshorse.wordpress.com/...effect-part-1/

Part 2: https://tuesdayshorse.wordpress.com/...effect-part-2/
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