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05-19-2015, 06:54 PM
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From Morty
 ================================================== =========== ''VROOM" rolling an' laughing!! That's an old one,but thanks for bringing it back to life.You know,SightyPoo....in the past I would play with toy cars on he floor ( not anymore of course....this was like-----2 or 3 years ago) and make engine sounds.I forgot about VROOM. Anyhoo.....Sporty Fans,the Canadian Sparrow threads were already being considered for a HAZMAT team removal.Too late now.It was bad enough with Indian Malarkey displaying clinical paranoid schizophrenia by quoting shadow people who are planning to kill him and Canadian Sparrow;it got worse when BlindBoyElvis lost his braille computer;even worse when both DaffyDanny and GenuineCrazyLady stumbled in offering there usual brain dead opinions....it's now officially a crime scene since RectumTorn came running in nikidie and screaming how only Canadian Sparrow and the triple crown can save Gotham. Of course, a torn rectum must be very painful and have to guess that be the reason for his ravings. And we are just now under three weeks for the Belmont? The loons won't make it. They're going to spontaneously combust and/or experience explosive decompression.I can take CS winning.I really don't think they could take him losing.Stevie Hasbeen----that would put him over the edge.He'd start taking pictures of worms and carpenter ants. My God, I just remembered how one of California Aluminum's owners went off on the cheaters and cowards after the failed attempt to save Gotham.Can you imagine what Indian Malarkey and RectumTorn would do?? Where is the Legion of Super Heroes in all this? Are they going to allow millions of people to die and have ISIS take control of Gotham?? Oh my GOD Sporty Fans!! We had better start backing Canadian Sparrow!! But....one more thing. Apparently Knick's Kumquats keeps up with the goings on here because at about 3:34 yesterday,which was after my published afternoon lesson.... decided to stop giving out trophies and try to sound smart.He came up with this in the Sparrow thread: "Still nobody targeted for the Belmont fast enough to push or challenge AP for the lead. Maybe I'm missing something?" Oh boy. Once a cretin, always a cretin. He may have just as well wrote..."awr boor ugh blub...burp." 
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05-19-2015, 10:19 PM
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05-20-2015, 02:11 PM
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From Morty
================================================== Doggone it. I forgot to mention the new poster here, Carlo Gambino. Great name dropper that Don Carlo is,I cannot wait for the newest member of Club Supercilious to detail the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa. Canadian Sparrow has materialized a literal drunken flotilla of those who need to step out of their own boring body and vicariously bathe in the glory of a.... horsey.But,why am I not talking about me? I really hate myself when I do not talk about me.The truth is,the Starship may require more serious remedies than first thought.Radioactive seeding is being considered.Sympathy pains?Could be.More testing is on the agenda.My own faulty cahb-yer-ray-tah is still being assaulted by pulsing,glowing magic beans;supposedly now at half strength.Well ya coulda fooled me.It feels like someone threw the lever back to full throttle.Now I know how the demon felt when being squirted with holy water:"It burns!! It burns!." I really should give out large thanks to Arletta who has borne the arduous and risky task of pasteying my extraordinary work.Dahling,from myself and my legion of fan.....I mean fans....thank you in very large quantities. Finally, it does amaze me how so many are fooled by baffert's halo.Never has one who loves his horsey's so much had so many drop dead at his wonderful Day and Night Care Center. Now, I rise from my session of sniffing 3 day old cedar embers and flop out listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo The things I see, I can never tell.Lewis Carroll did, but only because Disney bribed him.
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05-24-2015, 06:58 PM
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From Morty
================================================ Hello Sporty Fans. We have a new Hunt&Kill list. Over the next several hours,we shall Hunt and Kill all advertisers on the i-net;the entire membership of NoAdvantage;and anyone who bugs me.The latter group is HUGE but I know you, like me, really enjoy a nice Hunt&Kill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SCOimBo5tg But first.... Personal Life Enhancements "Either way the sun comes up tomorrow on a new day." Weak. "Come home early, nothing good ever happens after midnight. " O=;> "The press will shape your opinion if you don't keep yourself informed. " That one's for Daffy "Google" Danny "Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. " Weirdo's....rejoice!! "Kindness costs nothing, but pays big dividends." Ever hear of Taylor Marie and AbbeyGail?? "If something sounds too good to be true it is probably false." !! You mean, I SHOULDN'T bet Canadian Sparrow in the Belmonts? "Computers of the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons" spit!! "Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining? " !!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!! "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. " thud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V__g_D8TLTI Songs written by Jeffery Dahmer: I Left Your Heart in San Fransisco Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover Johnny Tastes Goode Hey Food Tottie Fields Forever Delicious Minds Uh, where was I?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQVrCflZ_E Well....that sort of helped;and sort of not. I better quit while I'm behind. Adios Amigos!!
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05-24-2015, 07:30 PM
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"Songs written by Jeffery Dahmer:
I Left Your Heart in San Fransisco Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover Johnny Tastes Goode Hey Food Tottie Fields Forever Delicious Minds" I needed a good laugh. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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05-26-2015, 08:01 PM
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From Morty
================================================== ==== https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNaFiwTfAY And there was that time I called the Padlock,"The Smart Threads." In the time of now,we see more of: "YAH-HOO-HOO!!!! More trainer threads from 40 years ago----PLEASE!!" And back and forth like: "Blub blub mug poo." "DAH!! farbins nerz bor duk!!" "No....blub blub BORF querze norfshun!!" "BLAFKORDISH!! MAUWTHUTZ!! blub blub norts baffint jerp PIKWATZ!!" What a friggin' kumquaty mess. You know,Morty Fans....there are several hit teams trying to sniff me out as I type; so they may snuff me out.One of them is getting close and,I have this recurring dream. A dream where the team that is close is made up of crack Navy OTTER's and Army STRANGERS.Due to a regimen of rote,they are really,really good at their physical mechanics.....but are incredibly stupid.In the dream, as I get in my car and sit down....a sniper named Diaper plugs me right between the eyes.Then, having planted a remote controlled bomb in my car....they hit the button and BOOM!! They figure this way....no one will know I was killed by a bullet. Now that is stupid. The team, I'm sure, is code named: Nick's Kumquats. New Hunt&Kill: El Edgah Don Speedo Rock Tard Rock Tard can't wait for "Bobby" to hoist that trophy.The only thing I want to see baffert hoist after the Belmont is a big ol' cup of his own medicine.But that's hoping for too much.
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06-07-2015, 06:55 AM
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