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![]() Why did the Aggie get rid of his freezer? He got tired of cutting the ice into little squares to fit into the trays. What's the best selling underarm deodorant in College Station? Raid. Why can't Aggie farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep. There was an aggie that saw a sign that said "Wet Cement". So he did. How does an Aggie evacuate Houston in case of a hurricane? Uses 610 Loop How many aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Three. One to eat it and two to watch the road. What do Aggies call road kill armadillo? Possum on the half shell. There was an aggie who wore the same pair of socks every day. His mother finally told him to put on a new pair of socks on every day. A few days later, he couldn't put his shoes on.
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