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Old 03-06-2015, 07:12 PM
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A very fine analysis from ~ Morty


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Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy presents Intriguing Horsey Analysis for the SAN PHILLIPY Horsey Race (brought to you by Clyde's Donuts!!):




1....LORD NELSON


Well yew could have called him Half Nelson or yew could have called him Lady Nelson or yew could have called him Ricky Nelson or yew could have called him Full Nelson or yew could have called him Ledges Nelson.....but ya dadn't have ta call him Lord Nelson.



Awful.




Crinkle....


trash can






2....BLECH BLECH BLECH



BLECH!!!!



Crinkle....


trash can






3....DUODENUM


May baffert go the way of Tuna Helper.



Crinkle....


trash can






4....THE



Ah fergit.



Crinkle....


trash can






5....KEN JIZZSTORM



eauxh mine GOT!!!!



NO!!



Crinkle....


trash can






6....PROSPECT PARK


Finally a keepah.






7....POLO



VICTOR!!!!


They stuck you again!!






whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!







8....PULMMARACK


Whatthe****isthis!!??



Anyhoo----Dick Van Dyke is unable to ride.

He will be replaced by Mr. Arthur Garfunkel



crink-EL!!....


trash can






9....PURR SAMPSON



Had to get a kitty cat in here.

I'm sick of kittty cat avys and horsey references to kitty cats.

To like thinkers;this "crinkle....trash can" is for you.




crinkle....


trash can.





so fun!!






10....THE GOD THREAD AT NA



=:>



crinkle....


trash can







PROSPECT PARK to win and DUODENUM to not.






ASIDE:Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy is boycotting anything Tampa Bay.The Facebook take over of the Vegas Vets Room is the spoiler.
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Old 03-06-2015, 07:50 PM
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SA Handicap-SHARED BELIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

San Phillipee-Ouchie Ouchie Ouchie


Batman's Gotham City-Lt. Colonel


The Clydevivor Boycotted Tampa Bay Derby-Ocean Knight

GP Handicap-Valid
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Old 03-06-2015, 08:48 PM
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Santa Anita Handicap ~ #5 Shared Belief

Tampa Bay Derby ~ #2 Ocean Knight

Gotham ~ #5 Lt. Colonel

San Felipe~ #6 Prospect Park
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Old 03-06-2015, 11:45 PM
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SA Handicap-SHARED BELIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

San Phillipee- Lord Nelson


Batman's Gotham City- Tiz Shea


The Clydevivor Boycotted Tampa Bay Derby-Ocean Knight

GP Handicap- Wicked Strong
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