ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

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The Very Fine ClydeVivor Analysis of the Holy Cow Stakes:

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For yer handicapping pleasure....the VERY fine analysis of the Holly Cow
Steaks!:



This will be good,but not for vegetarians.

Here ya go.







1....FROSTED TIP


Oh boy.



Really ridiculous as frosted tips are for selfies and should NEVER be raced.





....uh,no....



Crinkle....


trash can.






2....QUEEN ICE


Ice Queens never win.



Crinkle....


trash can.






3....LOW MOON CIDER


This is a special autumn evening beverage.

It has no busyness in a non autumn place.....in the afternoon.....in January.

So no.



Crinkle....


trash can.






4....BLUE GRASS SINGER


Funny how a few letters make all the difference.

If this were Blues Singer, why----he'd be an auto keepah-keepah.

Ever hear Bluegrass songs?




BLECH!!!!



nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooow!!!!



thud






5....JUAN&BINA ( IN A BOB&JOHN SUIT)













whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!







6....FIRST DOWN


Last in.




Crinkle....


trash can






7....FRAMMENTO







GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!





KEEPAH!






8....UPSKIRT



whoa!!!!




tsssssssssssssss!!




UPS!....I mean ----



Crinkle....


trash can.






9....DON THE HAND GRENADE


Pull pin....throw....pffffft.




Crinkle....


trash can.






9....DECISION DAY



I have decided----




Crinkle....


trash can







Number 7,FRAMMENTO to win.



By the by....this is an awful race;didn't have much to work with here.