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[Arletta]

An update from ~ Clyde


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I forgot what number I'm on in the nc game breakdown analysis.I'm going to guess.


Not the breakdown analysis.

The number.




178. nike, the john giving big money to the HO's,has decided the Platypusi shall wear white jerseys and silver pants.They will not wear their colors.This is pretty much sacrilegious,but it helps them as their colors are barf awful.In fact, they will look a lot like Ohio State's away uniforms.That's even a bigger plus for them.

179.The Bucknuts have Evan Spencer.Just as athletic as any receiver,but he doesn't cry when he's not getting a ton of throws his way.All he does is go all out every play and block and run decoy routes.He had a horrible Alabama game in which he was only the guy who sprang EE with a killer block taking out 2 defenders,only the guy who made the quintessential perfect throw to Thomas for a td,only the guy who made a possible game saving and great catch of Alabama's onside kick...and only the guy who tied for catch of the game only to get hosed by the refs.

And he didn't complain.

You can have the Lebron James';I'll take the Evan Spencer's every time.

I hate false idol worship.



180.I also hate halls of fame and mvp's.

181.The game is in Texas.Texas will not allow anyone to beat the Bucknuts.

182.Arletta,a Texan, loves the Bucknuts.








Oh my God.














Wait a minute.









182.The Texan,Arletta, loves Ohio State.

183.Mark May DESPISES Ohio State.ALWAYS a good sign.

184.Urban Meyers son,Suburban,may or may not be on the sidelines .(unshore of this point....if their is one....I guess I just wanted a reason to use"suburban")

185.That's it for today.

186.Stop that rude applauding!

[Pants II]

Fine work, Morty.

I've changed my mind. The Buckeyes win. I don't like Nike. Phil Knight doesn't deserve a 'ship.

The slowly evolving sports story of 2015 is LeBron and the Cavs. If he bounces they might burn the city down.

[Arletta]

A reply from ~ Clyde



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And I FINALLY get what "ship" means.

That was a puzzler.



Knight most likely is the reason for Oregon significance.I hate nike and all they represent.

Yes,interesting doings with the Queen.Really don't follow the team close because of interest lack.I know enough to realize the owner let her sucker him....again.When "The Alibi" leaves this time,his full page ad will make the last look like a "tsk tsk".This second one....he won't leave "****" out.The Cavaliers are much more a true dysfunctional than the Brownies because the Brownies are in constant regime change whereas the Cavaliers have had only the one owner for a while.The Browns are simply dysfunctional due to constant change;the Cavaliers stick to a precise plan of dysfunction.

The remote controlled fans of this LePhony guy is the most entertaining part of the whole mess.





Yow.


Three more reasons Ohio State will beat Oregon.

[Pants II]

I don't see Ohio State losing control like FSU.

FSU deserved to get humiliated. Gumbo Wisher should be selling used rv's in Bacon Gawgah.

[Arletta]

From Clyde


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"Gumbo Wisher", "Bacon Gawgah"....highly complex thoughts! I llllike 'em!

Winnebego Man pops into my head.



And I was just yakking about dysfunction,SportyFans.The Browns o.c. has requested a get of jail card free-----he got it.Another new o.c. is coming.AAAAND!!----qb coach be gone ,too.He got canned.This team goes through so many h.c's,gm's,o.c.'s,d.c.'s, qb coaches.....ALL kinds of coaches and prez's, v.p.'s....whew!!

They're not quite as good as the Cavaliers though.It seems the Cavaliers have turned over almost the entire roster since the end of last year....twice.


It would seem to me ,Oregon is very suspect on run defense.Especially between the tackles.Their busy bee offense is a concern, but if Ohio can churn he clock.....that would be good.They do have to score at the end of the churn, of course.ButOregon's defense just does not look sa hot to me.

I do hope my good friend Horsey for the Coursey is OK.I know he mentioned of a medical problem and do hope it's just that I bore him to death and not that malady.

LePhony is touring the country while injured.It's reported Miami was his first stop.He was asked by CLYDE&CLYDE field reporters if he was going to fucl< Cleveland for the second time.He replied:

"Not 2,not 3, not 4, not,5 not 6, not 7....."

At that pint D.Wade was laughing at him and hushed the Queen up.





GEEVE 'EM!!!!

[Arletta]

A Game Day message from #1 Buckeye fan ~ Clyde



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Welcome to the final edition of the CLYDE&CLYDE fine program.There will be no future broadcasts....ever.This is it.


Hour prediction for tonight is:


Ohio State...56

Oregon........27


It's right;or it's wrong. Could be off by a little;or a lot.


It's OK if they lose.Been a fun season and they're a good,happy bunch.Whoever wins deserves it and hope they are no injuries on either team.

I don't pay much attention to the rabid fans.Everywhere I go today even strangers are yelling,"O-H!!"I just look at them ,puzzled.... and say,"God I KNOW this!"....like I can't remember.They get mad and scream,"I-O!!!!" Then I point approvingly at them and make a raspberry sound.



They hate me.




Maybe some day far into the future,someone will go way back into the sporty room here....probably page 209....and find this thread.

They will remark,"SAY! This guy was good!"





ADIOS AMIGOS!!

[Arletta]

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