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Another from Clyde:

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SportyFans,The CLYDE&CLYDE Show has breaking sporty news for you SportyFans.


Bo Pelini ( the Orangutang) is now the new hc at Youngstown State.According to unreliable sources....key in his decision is Pelini having grown up(?) in Youngstown and attended Youngstown Cardinal Mooney HS,playing fb there after which he played db for Ohio State.

But is there more than meets the sniff test here?


Who is the new prez at YSU?

Jim Tressel.



Who is a BIG LIAH!?

Jim Tressel.


Who did the ncaa boot 'n ban from coaching fb for 5 years?

Jim Tressel.



What has and still does thrive in Youngstown?

Jim Tress....UPS!....I mean La Cosa Nostra



Where is t-bred's newest racing facility?

Youngstown.



Serious ncaa investigations( much like Tressel at OSU) went on in the 90's at what school and under what fb head coach?


Youngstown State and....

Jim Tressel.



What BIG LIAH!! keeps getting caught and always comes out of it with a bigger and better job?




Jim Tressel!!





Now, who do you suspect could be Satan?



JIM TRESSEL!!!!








Now you have the real story.


And now you must go and do good things,unlike....





Jim Tressel.











Refresh Refresh

[Arletta]

From ~ Clyde

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This seems as good a time as any.

Who shall win the Sugar Bowl?

It's a toughy.


It could be Alabama;and it could be Ohio State.I do not see any other team having much of a chance.Now that we have it down to these two----which team wins?Well,it could be Alabama.....and it could be Ohio State.





I'm getting dizzy.








It's kind of like 6 a one----half dozen a the other.


But being an odds buster, this is my job.




So far my extensive research into both teams strengths and weaknesses as well as the results of uncommon opponents games has been very interesting.Mind you, I am using every tool made available to me including NA's very best;such as Drainos'Time Warp Variants and Angularities in a Vacuum as well JC's Ultimate Hypocritical Theorem:" I'm Right and You Aren't" Contradictions.

(That last one's really confusing.)

These invaluable tools of philosophy and high math aided me greatly in my findings.


Here they are:





If Ohio State does not win....Alabama will.

[Arletta]

A Christmas post from ~ Clyde



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Updates for Cleveland Sporty Fans:


The Cavalier's Brazilian;his entire body is his Achilles heel.....which he just tore and shall miss the rest of the year.

Again.



Ohio State's Joey Bosa looks much like Nat. Lampoon's Vacay movie star,Eddie.


The Brown's Johnny Rotten has been an abysmal failure.How the ones responsible for drafting Dopey( look at him in that hat on draft day) in the first round are not in witless protection.....I'll never know.


Not to be left out of this mundane mediocrity,the Indians hit the taillines with the signing of Gavin Floyd.He's a 31 year starter whose best(??) years are behind him.I have to give them credit for being aggressive as they signed him while he was only minutes out of surgery and still under anesthesia.

Good job!!




Sugar Bowl Notes:

Everyone is picking Alabama to win.

This is exactly why I am now picking Ohio State to win.



I think The BEHEMOTH hits on Mike Thomas slants all day and Smith runs out 70 yard throws.The LOL TIDE!! defense looks like the Bucknuts of last year and early this year. I also believe
Amari MiniCooper will play white....and that Broke Sims looks it.


SEC Slowness.


=:>




Adios Amigos!

[Arletta]

A sporty update from ~ Clyde


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Good day to the fan.....I mean LEGION of fans of the CLYDE&CLYDE fine program.

We would ask all of you to follow the lead of the winner in the last 5 annual Tail Feather of the Year contest,Arletta, to make THEY BE! Ohio State's logo your personal avy.

This includes CP3O.


In a distinct sign of things to come,Bowling Green(Ohio) beat South Alabama(Alabama) in one of this year's first bowl games....although Mount Union(Ohio) losing again in the title game to Swissconsin WhiteWater(Swissconsin) didn't make sense,did it?



Anyways!....the Brownies are starting at qb tomorrow----Connor Soccer.

Check that.

Connor Shaw.


Bet I got Mr. Peely excited for a second.The thing about Shaw is;he's probably the best qb the Brownies have.That's not saying a whole lot,is it? What was once 7-4 is going to wind up 7-9 and all that does is make for a tougher schedule next year than 5-11 did last year.


Let's talk about the Cavaliers.





Let's talk about the Indians.





Hey! The Bucknuts play the LOL TIDE!! on New Year's Day.Now there's a big deal right there.I just don't think I can fill 4 more days of yakking about that game.The emotion builds to a crescendo of lunacy.It's like Woody Hayes' reaction to the refs determining "time ran out" just before Ohio State scored a touchdown in a game against Michigan State and I think MSU won it 16-13 in a huge upset.The refs took almost an hour after the last play to make that decision as they did want to be long gone when Hayes was informed.

He did throw a 50 mega-toner.

He threatened to kill the commissioner of the BigTen....who just happened to be standing right there in the locker room.

An assistant pleaded with Hayes ,"Your heart! Calm down or you are going to die!!"

And he replied...."I hope I DO die!!"



I always found that highly amusing.And in looking back in a serious way, it shows what has happened to the game----because when you take away the right of a football coach to kill anyone who has anything to do with beating his team,you have destroyed the spirit of football.




hug hug, kiss kiss

[knickslions2]

Kicken Ficken baby!!!!

[Arletta]

From Clyde



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Less than two more days for the huge game: CLYDE vs CP3O.


We must watch.

Should be fun.



And yer fucl<in' aye Mr. Lions!....although I am unshore of what Kicken Ficken means,but is sounded pretty swell.




Let us hope we are done hearing how great Alabama thinks Ohio State is and how great Ohio State thinks Alabama is.We know they both think the other a torpid collection of overrated swine.As the game progresses,one or the other will transmogrify into the worst team in the country and that team will lose.


If Gelfer no longer gelfs,should not S5P make him change his name?

Will that new gelfing thread have even one frisson example? I think not.... as gelf is by definition a game for the barbarian,and they weren't exactly known for their magnanimity.


Well, the hypocrites who celebrated the return of The Queen have received exactly for what they wished:A pompous phony who enjoys playing if and when it suits his royal ego.The NBA,Gelf and Hockey could all disappear from this planet....and it would be for the greater good.Let us toss in tennis,bowling and soccer as well as yer MMA collection of True KnuckleDraggers.



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Note To Myself:

Don't forget to tell your sporty fan....I mean LEGION of sporty fans about checking into the Deb-O-Deb thread entitled CLYDEVIVOR( so catchy,so fitting!) and see the story of "The Reincarnation of AbbeyGail".

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Sporty Fans,you should check into the Deb-O-Deb thread entitled CLYDEVIVOR( so catchy,so fitting!) and see the story of "The Reincarnation of AbbeyGail".

Up later tonight or tomorrow....depending on the mood of my carrier frequency.



One final fine opinion:

Overhead views reveal the same views as head on's....they're just overhead.

The bringing down of a building by well placed explosives looks much gentler with an overhead view;but well placed explosives remain the culprit of the building's demise.



Always remember ( I guess this makes two),when you whack with a club that little round thing,it exposes the cretin inside.



AVANTI AMIGOS!!

[Arletta]

Go Buckeyes!!!

That was from me....


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The following is from Ohio State's #1 Fan ~ Clyde


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Hi.

CLYDE&CLYDE Show here.

Representing fine programming in radio;you're lucky to have this S5P i-net feed.



Anyhoo....I would like to add to CP3O's list,the following:


2014 Sugar Bowl

Ohio State......42
Alabama.........35



I would also like to address this kumquat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXiW_N9ce0U



Uh, Ohio State won,Swissconsin beat AwDern,EE did gain over 200 yards,D.Smith caught a 40 yarder and a 47 yarder(last one was a td),you're right ----Ohio's defense is not in the same realm as Alabama's(=;>),Meyer beat Saban and I don't think he will quit and it looks like that sports writer won't be apologizing to you.

What a plumb bob.He didn't get ANYTHING right!

I think he hung himself after the game.

But the rope probably broke.



One more to go and it's against WoeBeGone.

Who knows.

Look for more in depth A#1 doubleplus fine work in the coming days.




(My hot little Hershey bar----just a very few more pastey's, and your work will be done.)