The ClydeVivor Christmas Contest

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Arletta

A List from Clyde



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14..CardVark

Sssso much to catch up on here and it reminds one of reading Gabriel Garcia Marquez... you know? Like where you want it to go on forever like a great kiss or really good sex.

Anyhoo I only skimmed what I have missed and, whilst I was thrilled to once again see CDPK plagiarizing random and forgotten poets, I would like to object to a few names on this above list but - for the moment and in particular - this one.

In fact, as it has been a while, I would like to dedicate a song to my VERY secret beloved who I shall not name (Cardus-ie).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8

[Arletta]

From Clyde


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I really hope Miss Longerie will post pics revealing how she got her name.

And, Brown Sugar;I notice in another thread CardVark mentions something like you having a penchant for "loss".Do you know by simply appearing in a thread you started,he reinforces what he claims is your penchant for loss?

Just thayin'.



Mr. Espar Igus makes his contest selection:

Going to that fabulous and sparkling new addition to degenerate gambling's family of fine fortresses of indolent pleasures....THE Mahonings RaceVino!!!! The place that gives you free MerHigh for every hundred dollars you lose!

Wednesday

Race# 5....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#11,YouAreFun
Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #10,OurCampfire
Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #1,Watchin'TheBabes
Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- #5,ScoreBabyScore
Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#2,StrategicHope


If you sign your posts with "Cheers"....you are "happy";or a Brit.

Same thing.



Where NoAdvantage got the idea for his congenial personality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7JcKKej0DI




More PLE's !



"A gun gives you the body, not the bird."


I picked he hardest first.




"Before enlightenment — chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment — chop wood, carry water."


From where to they FIND this stuff!!?




"Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. "


Check please!




"By daily dying I have come to be."



Wud dad he say????





"It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos."



Well don't look at me.




"You can't fall off the floor."


This is an OUTRAGE!!



"To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting. "


I am LEAVING!!!!





BAH!





STICKY MUSIC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynwXec3T848




My imitation of the Elvis Presley:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocwPtFmhSNw





Good day.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Clyde


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I really hope Miss Longerie will post pics revealing how she got her name.

And, Brown Sugar;I notice in another thread CardVark mentions something like you having a penchant for "loss".Do you know by simply appearing in a thread you started,he reinforces what he claims is your penchant for loss?

Just thayin'.



Mr. Espar Igus makes his contest selection:

Going to that fabulous and sparkling new addition to degenerate gambling's family of fine fortresses of indolent pleasures....THE Mahonings RaceVino!!!! The place that gives you free MerHigh for every hundred dollars you lose!

Wednesday

Race# 5....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#11,YouAreFun
Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #10,OurCampfire
Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #1,Watchin'TheBabes-3rd
Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- #5,ScoreBabyScore-1st
Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#2,StrategicHope


If you sign your posts with "Cheers"....you are "happy";or a Brit.

Same thing.



Where NoAdvantage got the idea for his congenial personality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7JcKKej0DI




More PLE's !



"A gun gives you the body, not the bird."


I picked he hardest first.




"Before enlightenment — chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment — chop wood, carry water."


From where to they FIND this stuff!!?




"Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. "


Check please!




"By daily dying I have come to be."



Wud dad he say????





"It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos."



Well don't look at me.




"You can't fall off the floor."


This is an OUTRAGE!!



"To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting. "


I am LEAVING!!!!





BAH!





STICKY MUSIC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynwXec3T848




My imitation of the Elvis Presley:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocwPtFmhSNw





Good day.

Total=$20.40