Songs!

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

You know I read the lyrics again and now i think it will be stuck in my head all day long!!!!!

Aren't you busy with the girl whose name i can't remember right now because i am busy thinking about trains and Fever and the Betty Ford Clinic and my new friend who shares ESPN?????

I am very flattered!!! You are kind and a real class gentleman!!!!!

Maybe you could write the story in a song!!!!!

This will take a while but i'll be back.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

This will take a while but i'll be back.

How is the song writing going????? Are you almost done??? I can't wait to hear it!!!!! I see you added Choo Choo to your sig!!!!! Do you think the others know you are talking about a penis????? Should I not have said that????? Me and my big mouth!!!!! Oh well at least it's good for some things!!!!!

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

How is the song writing going????? Are you almost done??? I can't wait to hear it!!!!! I see you added Choo Choo to your sig!!!!! Do you think the others know you are talking about a penis????? Should I not have said that????? Me and my big mouth!!!!! Oh well at least it's good for some things!!!!!

Oh f, i left my preliminary draft somewhere that I was writing earlier.

I need to step out for a while (very important business to attend to you see) but i will pick it up on my way home and bang it out. LOL. You know what i mean.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by flowing tail

Oh f, i left my preliminary draft somewhere that I was writing earlier.

I need to step out for a while (very important business to attend to you see) but i will pick it up on my way home and bang it out. LOL. You know what i mean.

I think I know what you mean but of course i cannot be sure. Anyways I thought it was time to snap myself out of my latest depression and so I have been busy as a beaver. I had to try to think of something that makes me happy because what with Rocky retired and all. Anyways i was thinking of all you fine men and Christmas! In June!!! Here is what i thought of and since i don't know what kinds of music you all like i wrote them in the music of Christmas songs!!!

This one is for Flo- it's in the tune of Silver Bells.

You're so sassy
hot and classy
and your penis is big
It would make a real good
Christmas present.

Betty Ford Guy
and lastkidpicked
and you, what do i do?
Want you all but this
one songs for you.

Flowing Tail
Flowing Tail
someday you'll get laid, stay sane!
Meds kick in,
lets begin
Look at the size of that train!!!

This one is for Bettyfordclinic, in the tune of Here Comes Santa Clause-

Goodbye Betty Ford!
Goodbye Betty Ford!
We'll be back someday!
BF guy, he and me
you know we can't keep away!

Drinking, smoking,
popping pills and
passing out in the rain!
We'll return
but for now I'll yearn
for his Betty Ford train!

They all have a similar theme! Here's one for Lastkidpicked-
It's sung in the tune of The First Noel-

The Laaaaaaast kid
who was picked in gym class,
he's a sweeeeet guy
does he do it slow or fast?

Oh laaaaast kid
all your fears will be solved
If no one picks you I will
if no midgets are involved!

Last Kid, last Kid
picked in gym class,
we can do it how you want
just not up my azz.

Now I will wait for your song!!! Ho Ho Ho!!!!!

MMSC, this ought to explain most of the story for you.


"Bridge on troubled sloppy-track"

when dix is weary
feeling old
when tears are in his steel blue eyes
Bold will dry them away

he's on your side
ohhhhhhhhh when tracks get cuppy
when bobby just cant! be! found!

like a barn on the sloppy track
dix will lay it down
like a thrown shoe on the backside
dix will ride coaltown!

when he's down and out
boxes on his feet
when evening falls so hard
call on Latent Heat

he'll take your hand
oh! when darkness comes
and pain is all around
like for-tyyy thousand silver horseshoes
he will lay them down
like citation's stable ponyyyy
hears the anthem every sound

sail on boy wonder
sail on by
your time has come to shine
all your dreams are on their way.

see how steel blue shines!
ohhh when you need an imaginary friend
buddy's sailing right behind

like a catlike movement on the new yacht!
MORONS ease your mind
like a chiseled feature on a young BROAD
dixie's tough to find

Double D, stop and ask for directions. This thread is for

singing songs written by white guys with fros
christmas songs turned bad
asking Flowing T for advice

I think u want aisle 4.

[kentuckyrosesinmay]

Originally Posted by Davona Dale

Aw, cheese. I violated protocol. Didn't know I wasn't allowed to comment on the songs you were making up.

Rock Hard Ten I heard was a naughty, cranky boy. Guess you picked a good name.

Plagiarizing terribly on a Stones song

Stuck between a rock
And a hard ten
Between a rock and a hard ten

You'd better write with a kind pen
Between a rock and a hard ten

I'll go look for aisle 4. My grandmother has an expression that I like. "As long as you're in the right church, it don't matter what pew you're in."

Look Davona Dale...I know you are new on this board, and you should probably avoid threads like these. The knowledgeable people and posts are in the Paddock threads. You will learn a lot from the Paddock, and most everyone is willing to explain something to someone. If you ever have any questions, please feel free to private message me and ask. If I don't know the answer, I will point you to someone who does.

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

I think I know what you mean but of course i cannot be sure. Anyways I thought it was time to snap myself out of my latest depression and so I have been busy as a beaver. I had to try to think of something that makes me happy because what with Rocky retired and all. Anyways i was thinking of all you fine men and Christmas! In June!!! Here is what i thought of and since i don't know what kinds of music you all like i wrote them in the music of Christmas songs!!!
This one is for Flo- it's in the tune of Silver Bells.

You're so sassy
hot and classy
and your penis is big
It would make a real good
Christmas present.

Flowing Tail
Flowing Tail
someday you'll get laid, stay sane!
Meds kick in,
lets begin
Look at the size of that train!!!

Now I will wait for your song!!! Ho Ho Ho!!!!!

Awwe thanks for the great lyrics these are really something and i enjoyed your totally correct description of me.

Anyways this got me to thinking about Christmas in June too what a neat idea. Then I came up with another song see how it goes, this one isn't a love song but in a way I guess it kind of is, to Dixie anyway.

OK so here goes dont make fun:



THE TWELVE MONTHS OF DERBY

"On the twelfth month before Derby, my true Dix gave to me...

12 - T.C. prospects!

11 - Broken maidens

10 - Triple digit Beyers

9 - Stalls at Saratoga

8 - Tender bucked shins

7 - Milk shake suspensions

6 - Hyperbaric O2's

5 - Golllllllllden pedigrees!

4 - Lasix shots

3 - Stem cells

2 - Left to race

And a Rockport in a bar shoe!"

Originally Posted by flowing tail

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THE TWELVE MONTHS OF DERBY

"On the twelfth month before Derby, my true Dix gave to me...

12 - T.C. prospects!

11 - Broken maidens

10 - Triple digit Beyers

9 - Stalls at Saratoga

8 - Tender bucked shins

7 - Milk shake suspensions

6 - Hyperbaric O2's

5 - Golllllllllden pedigrees!

4 - Lasix shots

3 - Stem cells

2 - Left to race

And a Rockport in a bar shoe!"

Very nicely done!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Skippy The Great

Very nicely done!

Can you please make that into a song????? Great!!!!! We will be waiting!!!!!