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Old 05-08-2008, 08:10 AM
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Uncle Ben enters the ring and hits Tom Cruise over the head with a bag of rice from Sam's Club. The FBI arrests Ben and Mrs. Buttersworth for trafficking in rice, a class B felony.

Tom Cruise wins by disqualification.
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I have to go with Tom Cruise.

I always think back to when I saw Tom Cruise at a Scientology gathering last November. It was a week after he finished filming Lions For Lambs. He was shown to me on the red carpet. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the women nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced off the red carpet into the crowd onto some woman. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the ladies.
I laughed.
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Uncle Ben enters the ring and hits Tom Cruise over the head with a bag of rice from Sam's Club. The FBI arrests Ben and Mrs. Buttersworth for trafficking in rice, a class B felony.

Tom Cruise wins by disqualification.

EAUXH!!!





But what if Cruise's cut men,Johnson&Johnson, roll his Scientology interview tape in his corner??
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I laughed.

You did not.
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I have to go with Tom Cruise.

I always think back to when I saw Tom Cruise at a Scientology gathering last November. It was a week after he finished filming Lions For Lambs. He was shown to me on the red carpet. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the women nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced off the red carpet into the crowd onto some woman. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the ladies.


MommyDearest won't survive this one.
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Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?

Let's see you top this one,Riley-O......you big sissy.
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Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right).

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?


BURY ME BABY!!
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BURY ME BABY!!
Naughty.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:45 AM
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Throw more dirt on me,Honey!!...I LOVE it!!
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SURVEY SAYS:




















MRS. BUTTERWORTH IS YER WINNAH.









Nominations for her next opponent...please.
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I nominate Aunty Cooby's puppy doggy.
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SURVEY SAYS:




















MRS. BUTTERWORTH IS YER WINNAH.









Nominations for her next opponent...please.
Blackthroatedsexpot?
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I'm sorry...none of the 5 Steves are eligible.





What about Di'ka??
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Old 05-08-2008, 02:17 PM
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I'm sorry...none of the 5 Steves are eligible.





What about Di'ka??
You mean there are The 5 Steves kinda like The Five J's?

Who are the other Steves?

Why wasn't I alerted?

Very confused now and who on earth is Di'ka???

Gonna go and pout now...
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You mean there are The 5 Steves kinda like The Five J's?

I don't what 5 J's means.

Do you know the
5 Steve's ?


Who are the other Steves?

Well I guess not....Byk,HasBeen,Tryst,Bayer and Sterling.


Why wasn't I alerted?

Because your parents named you BrownSugar ( )

Very confused now and who on earth is Di'ka???

I know.

Di'ka=Ditka.


Gonna go and pout now...


Yes..run along and be a nice snot.
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:55 PM
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Ms Buttersworth has a decided weight advantage.....and is made of glass.

Buttersworth



Oh...Happy Birthday....I just noticed.






God you're old!

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