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Mortimer 05-07-2008 07:57 PM
Mrs. Buttersworth vs. Tom Cruise
 
Who wins?

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-07-2008 08:03 PM
Ms Buttersworth has a decided weight advantage.....and is made of glass.

Buttersworth

Rileyoriley 05-07-2008 08:07 PM
Butterworth-she's taller.

Rileyoriley 05-07-2008 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I have to go with Tom Cruise.

I always think back to when I saw Tom Cruise at a Scientology gathering last November. It was a week after he finished filming Lions For Lambs. He was shown to me on the red carpet. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the women nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced off the red carpet into the crowd onto some woman. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the ladies.


Just what we need. More Suri's running around.:eek:

ArlJim78 05-07-2008 08:11 PM
Mrs Buttersworth, clearly.

she has a great reach advantage over Cruise.

she'd mess him up.

GBBob 05-07-2008 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I have to go with Tom Cruise.

I always think back to when I saw Tom Cruise at a Scientology gathering last November. It was a week after he finished filming Lions For Lambs. He was shown to me on the red carpet. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the men nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced off the red carpet into the crowd onto some man. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the boys.
ftfy

GBBob 05-07-2008 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
OOOOOOOOOO

Well played.
too easy,
but thank you for the lay up


and a more disgusting image that Sumitas' post

Mortimer 05-07-2008 08:35 PM
Oh my God.

Mortimer 05-07-2008 08:38 PM
What if Janitor in a Drum threw his support to Mrs. Buttersworth?

Could this influence the outcome?



HHH.....what about you,sir?

ArlJim78 05-07-2008 08:42 PM
Mr. Clean and the Tidy Bowl Man,

in a tag team match

would clean up on the competition.

Danzig 05-07-2008 08:45 PM
oh, come on...vs tom cruise? i'd take mrs buttersworth. hell, i'd take anyone over that candy ass.

Danzig 05-07-2008 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Mr. Clean and the Tidy Bowl Man,

in a tag team match

would clean up on the competition.
no pun intended, surely...

my miss storm cat 05-08-2008 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Who wins?
Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.:confused:

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right). :p

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?

magic_idol 05-08-2008 03:39 AM
Tom ,Ya cun't ooppss YA Can't Mess with GOD:rolleyes:

Hickory Hill Hoff 05-08-2008 06:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
What if Janitor in a Drum threw his support to Mrs. Buttersworth?

Could this influence the outcome?



HHH.....what about you,sir?

Aunt Jemina would join forces w/ M.B.

I would rather see PETA vs. NYC OTB......now that would be a mismatch!

Kasept 05-08-2008 06:16 AM
She can't lose! She can rope-a-dope...

Mortimer 05-08-2008 08:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Hmmm... must ponder, although i don't really understand.:confused:

Tom? Drawing a blank.

Mrs. B..... not sure but am imagining taking hold of of the figure, feeling it's hardness as i clutch it, open it slowly...

The anticipation. The wanting.

Those first few drops that ooze out right before the intense and mad gush, the frenzied oral ecstasy... a little got on my mouth so I slowly glide the tip of my tongue across my lips, savoring the flavor, oooh it's good, and I watch as it shoots on my burning... mounds? (Pancakes didn't sound right). :p

Gee Morty not sure... who do you think?



I am in need of repair.




Someone have 911 give me a call.





Where is Aunty Dote?






Hey....got a spare pud sling I can borry?








Well ya know I.........


































































...thud

Mortimer 05-08-2008 08:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
Aunt Jemina would join forces w/ M.B.

I would rather see PETA vs. NYC OTB......now that would be a mismatch!

That's butter!!


I mean better!!


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