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Old 05-18-2007, 04:41 PM
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"" I got laid today"".... ?

Who started this thread.... Chicken Little ?
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Old 05-18-2007, 05:11 PM
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Chicken Little? Hehehehehe!!!
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:53 PM
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I had 12 shots of espresso today....not all at once of course..
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:03 PM
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I did not get a bingo.
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Old 05-18-2007, 04:07 PM
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Default i posted on esoteric today.

yep.



















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okay, i never thought i'd say this but i miss the scintilating posts on colonoscopy's.
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Old 05-18-2007, 04:49 PM
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Default I mowed the lawn today...

Wish it was August!
I'm sick alright of mowing the GRASS!
This weather SUCKS!!!

But...all is not lost today...HAD THE SUPER in the Black Eyed Susan!
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Old 05-18-2007, 05:41 PM
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Default I got some new tires today

The Yokohama AVID TRZ's. They're effin sweet!!
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Old 05-20-2007, 06:46 AM
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Hit the Lottery.

Actually this week, not today.

Our daughter passed her bar exam and is working as a first year associate in a firm out east.

Our son, a year after graduating during which he traveled, pounded nails as a carpenter and generally did everything to keep the phrase, "what's wrong with that boy," a current topic, took a job as an Actuary with an insurance company out west.

We are thankful, proud, relieved (especially relieved) and every other adjective.
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Old 05-20-2007, 06:06 PM
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Hit the Lottery.

Actually this week, not today.

Our daughter passed her bar exam and is working as a first year associate in a firm out east.

Our son, a year after graduating during which he traveled, pounded nails as a carpenter and generally did everything to keep the phrase, "what's wrong with that boy," a current topic, took a job as an Actuary with an insurance company out west.

We are thankful, proud, relieved (especially relieved) and every other adjective.
S2S: congrats to you and the wife! Always a relief when kids land somewhere good!
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Old 05-20-2007, 06:41 PM
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I went for a 1 mile walk/light jog.....


euthanize me now....
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:36 AM
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I went for a 1 mile walk/light jog.....


euthanize me now....
They cant deliver the DRF closer ?
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:31 PM
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They cant deliver the DRF closer ?

They don't deliver it anywhere close to me. I have to drive to the OTB and print the individual race cards off the portable DRF machine. I hate it....I miss the whole paper.


oh yeah....walked/jogged for the second day in a row. Jogged a bit further...gotta get these old bones back in shape.
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:44 PM
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Today....I played golf today for the the first time in over 1 year and the first time since back surgery last July.


Life is good again....
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:49 PM
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good to read that kev!

i worked today....typical tuesday.
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:51 PM
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good to read that kev!

i worked today....typical tuesday.

thanks Deb...I can't stop smiling right now.
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Old 05-22-2007, 08:10 PM
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I was hoping someone would have said ......I did this is me.
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:57 PM
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Welcome to Moe's!
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:57 PM
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At a place called Moes, pretty good. Got a homewrecker, basically a chicken burrito with rice, black beans, lettuce, guacamole, sour cream and cheese. It was good.
You'll be eating that sumbitch again about 3 this morning.....: )
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:02 PM
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I had seen 1 or 2 of these around Northern NJ. Now there is one right nearby. Every single time I've been there or driven by the place is empty or virtually empty. There has never been more than 2 tables being occupied.

I am not a huge Mexican/Tex-Mex fan, but I've been there. Mexican fast-food -- pretty straightforward, simple, etc.

Eric
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:09 PM
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Quote:
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At a place called Moes, pretty good. Got a homewrecker, basically a chicken burrito with rice, black beans, lettuce, guacamole, sour cream and cheese. It was good.
Production of Natural Gas might be a problem.
I forsee a combustible combination of methane mixed with hydrogen sulfide. Methane is a colorless, odorless gas at room temperature but a wonderful fuel. The dash of Hydrogen sulfide should take care of what the methane lacks. Any family members should be promptly warned. Tape off the area you occupy ahead of time. If you wake up, and your eyelashes are curled back into your eyelids, air-raid sirens are suggested to alert innocent neighbors about what you have unleashed.
Repent and I will contact the appropriate authorities if you wish. It is possible you will fall under the terrorist category depending on the potency of your failure to control WMD's.
Godspeed.
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