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You're silk. I wouldn't be surprised if you could pull off getting a date with a hottie just by being nice. I'm like zero for 84 at that. |
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I'm going to write a sequel to the famous book "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus".
It will be titled "Men are from Mars, Women are from another fugging galaxy". |
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BTW -- maybe the most well-read and guile person I've ever been around -- would over-tip waitresses and lure them into being his bait to attract slightly less attractive waitresses.
It seemed like a good plan I suppose -- but I don't believe in tipping any more than 10% to 15% tops. |
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How about, "MEN are virtually extinct, Women are mostly a pain in the ass."
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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/judge-a...5193--rah.html
absolutely ridiculous that they lifted this ban.
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Of course, seeing as how jockeys are independent contractors, there's no law saying anyone has to hire him.
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Gentlemen! We're burning daylight! Riders up! -Bill Murray |
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Domestic terrorist. Use NDAA on him.
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln |
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Looks like Willie is gonna have to f.uck that coward up himself.
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That $500 fine will teach him to keep his hands off his wife.
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girlfriend.... big difference
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Sad to say, that even after the incident with his ex-wife and now with his ex-girlfriend, somewhere out there, some woman will start dating him after all this is said and done. This guy will not remain single the rest of his life.
Odds he has a "physical altercation" with the next woman he dates: Yes -840 No +1160 People, by and large, are stupid. ![]() |
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