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Old 05-04-2012, 10:01 PM
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DrugS's dating tips at work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MPvK0nOKI0
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:01 AM
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DrugS's dating tips at work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MPvK0nOKI0
More like pull a $50 bill out of my pocket.

You're silk. I wouldn't be surprised if you could pull off getting a date with a hottie just by being nice. I'm like zero for 84 at that.
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:43 AM
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I'm going to write a sequel to the famous book "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus".

It will be titled "Men are from Mars, Women are from another fugging galaxy".
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:09 AM
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BTW -- maybe the most well-read and guile person I've ever been around -- would over-tip waitresses and lure them into being his bait to attract slightly less attractive waitresses.

It seemed like a good plan I suppose -- but I don't believe in tipping any more than 10% to 15% tops.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:13 AM
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I'm going to write a sequel to the famous book "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus".

It will be titled "Men are from Mars, Women are from another fugging galaxy".
How about, "MEN are virtually extinct, Women are mostly a pain in the ass."
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Old 05-25-2012, 11:29 PM
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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/judge-a...5193--rah.html


absolutely ridiculous that they lifted this ban.
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Old 05-26-2012, 11:27 AM
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absolutely ridiculous that they lifted this ban.
It's not, actually. He hasn't been convicted yet, and until he is, it's innocent until proven guilty. Essentially the judge is saying you can't take away the man's livelihood on the basis of an accusation (damning as that accusation may be).

Of course, seeing as how jockeys are independent contractors, there's no law saying anyone has to hire him.
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Old 05-26-2012, 11:41 AM
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Domestic terrorist. Use NDAA on him.
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Old 05-26-2012, 01:13 PM
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It's not, actually. He hasn't been convicted yet, and until he is, it's innocent until proven guilty. Essentially the judge is saying you can't take away the man's livelihood on the basis of an accusation (damning as that accusation may be).

Of course, seeing as how jockeys are independent contractors, there's no law saying anyone has to hire him.
I understand that people are innocent til proven otherwise. However, if an enterprise decides they dont want an individual on the premises while he awaits his day in court, shouldnt they be allowed to do so? I believe m gill was banned from tracks without a criminal case.
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Looks like Willie is gonna have to f.uck that coward up himself.
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:00 PM
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That $500 fine will teach him to keep his hands off his wife.
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:52 PM
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That $500 fine will teach him to keep his hands off his wife.
girlfriend.... big difference

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Old 08-14-2012, 05:45 PM
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Sad to say, that even after the incident with his ex-wife and now with his ex-girlfriend, somewhere out there, some woman will start dating him after all this is said and done. This guy will not remain single the rest of his life.

Odds he has a "physical altercation" with the next woman he dates:

Yes -840
No +1160


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