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Old 12-28-2011, 09:12 AM
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I have someone at work leaving. His name is Martin and his last name begins with a P. He's Latino.

We posted his job so current employees can apply. I'm the contact. We're a big place so I want to be able to tell people when they call it's Martin P's job that is available which will trigger an understanding of the work required.

I can't seem to remember Martin P's last name to save me. I keep wanting to tell people it's Martin Pedroza's job.

Anyone else have these types of issues?
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:39 AM
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Whenever a see a petite 30-something blonde I think of Chantal and immediately get aroused.

Well...not really. I'm just being a di.ck.
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Old 12-28-2011, 10:06 AM
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Whenever the Spanish guy was filling up his buckets of ice @ Maggiano's over the holiday season, i would say; "Watch your back Juan Carlos!"
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:14 PM
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And I thought nothing could bottom =5 thread.




Oh well, there's always the "anyone heard any good jokes" thread.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:41 PM
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No there isn't.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:52 PM
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When I am driving on the parkway behind some dickhead texting my first thoughts are whether I should go outside or up the rail to get by.

Also I refer to Hugo Chavez as "Choppy"
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:07 PM
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Clod: Please go douche yourself.

jms: Good one.
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:12 PM
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Oh my...I seem to have upset Brunhilda.



I'd hate to see her groom when she marries.
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:17 PM
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Well Sporty Fans...let's hear it.




Anyone eat Quaker Oats out of a feed bag??
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:19 PM
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Anyone have any rat poison....perhaps??
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:20 PM
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I think I have become a huge candidate for someones ignore list.




She must be some neeeeighbor.
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:23 PM
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She's a bit spitter---bet ya.
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:25 PM
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She's Asian and likes playing with Pray-Dough.
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I think I have become a huge candidate for everyone's ignore list.




She must be some neeeeighbor.

ftfy........j/k, trying out my decoder ring....and i'm sure you are on Rita's lists..
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I did ask Stevie to vaporize that thread and he did....also sent Rita 3 pm's of apology.

I think she left.
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:26 PM
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TrackBratty...do you roll in the hay?
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:28 PM
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Ah wonder if she wears bar shoes?




Oh boy.

I better stop.
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:30 PM
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On blustery days, I'll bet she wears a snarf around her neck.
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Old 12-28-2011, 06:31 PM
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She just might give new meaning to "hanger in the stretch".
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