You Know You Have Racing On The Brain When...
 

I have someone at work leaving. His name is Martin and his last name begins with a P. He's Latino.

We posted his job so current employees can apply. I'm the contact. We're a big place so I want to be able to tell people when they call it's Martin P's job that is available which will trigger an understanding of the work required.

I can't seem to remember Martin P's last name to save me. I keep wanting to tell people it's Martin Pedroza's job. :o:rolleyes::D

Anyone else have these types of issues?

Whenever a see a petite 30-something blonde I think of Chantal and immediately get aroused.

Well...not really. I'm just being a di.ck.

Whenever the Spanish guy was filling up his buckets of ice @ Maggiano's over the holiday season, i would say; "Watch your back Juan Carlos!"

And I thought nothing could bottom =5 thread.




Oh well, there's always the "anyone heard any good jokes" thread.

No there isn't.

When I am driving on the parkway behind some dickhead texting my first thoughts are whether I should go outside or up the rail to get by.

Also I refer to Hugo Chavez as "Choppy"

Clod: Please go douche yourself.

jms: Good one. :tro:

Oh my...I seem to have upset Brunhilda.



I'd hate to see her groom when she marries.

Well Sporty Fans...let's hear it.




Anyone eat Quaker Oats out of a feed bag??

Anyone have any rat poison....perhaps??

I think I have become a huge candidate for someones ignore list.




She must be some neeeeighbor.

She's a bit spitter---bet ya.

She's Asian and likes playing with Pray-Dough.

:tro:

ftfy.....:D...j/k, trying out my decoder ring....and i'm sure you are on Rita's lists..

:D



I did ask Stevie to vaporize that thread and he did....also sent Rita 3 pm's of apology.

I think she left.

TrackBratty...do you roll in the hay?

Ah wonder if she wears bar shoes?




Oh boy.

I better stop.

On blustery days, I'll bet she wears a snarf around her neck.

She just might give new meaning to "hanger in the stretch".