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| View Poll Results: If I had to guess, terrorists in any potential afterlife get | |||
| Eternal damnation, with the flames on the "high" setting | 
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	10 | 71.43% | 
| 72 virgins | 
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	4 | 28.57% | 
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			 reading interminable push polls. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 I hope it came through that I do have a sense of humor.  Not a push poll. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 where's the none of the above choice? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Sorry - I did put "potential" afterlife since none of us know for certain if it's there or not. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 How about:  today his body is a barely-recognizable bloated, half-gone waterlogged mess, a mile under the ocean, scraping along on the bottom of the sea, being picked apart by crabs and fish.   No virgins.  No afterlife.  No god.  No hell.  No martyrdom. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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