Zenyatta no longer in foal...

[Indian Charlie]

Speaking of coke and pain (the pain of reading your attempts at not being stupid)...

The last time I had coke was three and a half weeks ago, to help break up a kidney stone I was enjoying. It was the first coke I had consumed in probably fifteen to twenty years, though I did buy some coke a few years ago to dissolve some buildup on my car battery post.

Is there a point to this post, you ask?

Why yes there is, indeed.

The point is, after reading your two posts, I am looking fondly back to three and a half weeks ago, to my kidney stone. I wish I'd never drank that coke so that I could have possibly missed your posts today.