Predictions for 2011

[freddymo]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

FTFY.



Jk!

hum

[dagolfer33]

I predict RHT will pick about 20 football winners in a row, then the whole world will implode....Zenyatta will have her own TV show on Animal Planet. Mike Smith, unable to win any race due to the fact he lays every horse 20 lengths back, even in 5f races, decides to quit being a jock and joins the show full time. The show is cancelled after 4 weeks, but put back on after the Mosses pledge to pay Animal Planet to air the show much like an infomercial....it costs the Mosses 3 mil an episode, but they say she is worth every penny and they are sick of her being under appreciated. Hollywood Park will organize a carnival park fundraiser and put VJS in a dunking booth. But they end up setting a world record as Stonegossard, 10ptmoveup, and Rare Bog throw balls at him for 3 days straight, then pay Cliff Lee to fly in and throw even more balls at Vic. After five days, and Vic having to use an aqualung and 30 oxygen cylinders, they run out of money. HP announces a huge purse increase following the fundraiser......Coach Pants is given mod status here in DT Forums...Steve-O is called before a congressional committee on horse racing to testify and they subsequently make him the comish of USA horse racing.

[Clip-Clop]

Originally Posted by GPK

Like me, with a woman 6'2", he would also need a ladder.

Despite that, they would make a nice turfer.

[trackrat59]

Steve signs a contract with HRTV. Steve Haskin takes over the radio show. Davidowitz wanted it but Steve gave it to Haskin for safe keeping. Haskin, to avoid an ulcer, shuts down this site. In the final hour Coach and Clyde tell Haskin they will manage the site for him. Hearing the news Haskin's new ulcer kicks in and the next thing you know the site is being managed by Miss Storm Cat, the kind, sensible one with a good sense of humor. Miss Cat installs a control button. Those that pick on other people, are rude and disrespectful, make nasty sexual comments get zapped for good off this site. Six months later there are 17 of us regulars posting on a daily basis sharing our thoughts about horse racing.