21 year-old gets arrested for posing as a 14yo and playing 8th grade football

[RockHardTen1985]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I haven't been 26 in almost three years - and why did you pick Soccer? Because I'm not a fatty who gets winded so easily?

After your sisters face is on the receiving end of a torrential blast of my genetic material ... you'll only hate me more.

I would beat you right now at any sport. Even at my current weight. I would put money up on that. Basketball I would make you look SILLY, TOTALLY SILLY. ANYTHING, FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, ANYTHING...