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Dinner with family for Mom's birthday 16 51.61%
Animal-like sex mulitple times 15 48.39%
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:47 PM
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NerdyCat,


You're right..I don't.

I don't know a whole lot about human sex either, but I can warmly write a smut story.

I blend right in here.
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:52 PM
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NerdyCat,


You're right..I don't.

I don't know a whole lot about human sex either, but I can warmly write a smut story.

I blend right in here.
Funny, from your avatar I thought you would know about "animal-sex", here is some "smut" for you:

Roses are red
Morty is blue
So are his balls
Could this be true?
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:03 PM
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Now,just a minute.



Are you a girl or a guy?
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:12 PM
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I guess NC is having a tough time deciding.





It's no that hard.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:48 PM
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Now,just a minute.



Are you a girl or a guy?

Wait a minute, what are you?











You don't have balls, do you?














Oops, I'm sorry... My bad. I apologize profusely... How rude of me.










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Old 07-15-2010, 10:50 PM
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Not exactly the answer I was expecting.




Uncly.....you would know.

Tell me.
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Old 07-16-2010, 07:22 AM
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The answer is both.
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:29 AM
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The answer is both.

..uh-oh...
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