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Fixed that one as well for you. |
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![]() What is behind your obsession with penis size?
You've basically bragged countless times over the years about how you have a big weiner. You've also put me down on several occasions for not having a very big weiner .... did something happen while I was asleep that one night you visited me and slept on the floor? Did you check out my package or something? I'm 6'2" - I'm Italian (like a 30 minute boat ride from Africa) - what could possibly make you think I have a small weiner? Have you seen the size of my hands before? They're huge! I can palm a basketball. |
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I'd also point out that you claim above to have a big weenie, based on your hand size, yet at the same time you ask if I checked you out while you were asleep, which would have led me to believe, in your mind, that you are small. |
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![]() You are still putting some thought into the size my package.
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I remember many an IM conversation that went something a little like this... Cfrischlin: Wops up dude. Italianluvgod69: Not much. What jew doin? Cfrischlin: Eh, reading about government coverups and such. Italianluvgod69: My c--k is so majestic and lovely. You really should see it. Cfrischlin: Sounds like a pretty good idea. Let me bust out my tweezer and magnifying glass set. Italianluvgod69: Blah blah blah, Italians this, Italians that, I just measured myself not three nights ago, and I'll have you know I measured out at 8.5 inches! In fact, it takes two hands to handle myself! Cfrischlin: What kind of hands do you use, Barbie doll hands? Italianluvgod69: My statistics show that Italians, on average, have much larger penises than Jews. Plus, I'm 6 foot 1 which means I have to be huge! Cfrischlin: Dude, everyone knows Jews are built bigger. Just look at our noses. I'd bet you anything I've got three inches on you. Italianluvgod69: It's not just me, you can talk to any Italian, male or female, and they will tell you the same thing. Blah blah blah. Cfrischlin: Hmm, I see. A few months later, you would start it up all over again. I should read through those logs of old IM chats I have laying around somewhere. |
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![]() Yeah, I'm sure everyone is waiting with great anticipation to read some of the fine IM conversations we've teamed up for.
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