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Old 03-20-2009, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
My 17-year-old and youngest brother's baby mama gave birth to a girl at 3 AM today.

She a 20-year-old former college vollyball player.

I was able to get $5 of action at 20/1 odds from the new father that the baby would come out half black. No luck for me. It looks surprisingly like him. Oh well.

Cute couple they are ... they met two years ago when my brother was dating her younger sister. Don't get me wrong - she's really nice and all .. and the cookies she made for Christmas were yummy ... but come on, you don't steal your little sisters man.
Congrats on being an uncle, I'm sorry about the five bucks.
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