Crushing defeat
 

My 17-year-old and youngest brother's baby mama gave birth to a girl at 3 AM today.

She a 20-year-old former college vollyball player.

I was able to get $5 of action at 20/1 odds from the new father that the baby would come out half black. No luck for me. It looks surprisingly like him. Oh well.

Cute couple they are ... they met two years ago when my brother was dating her younger sister. Don't get me wrong - she's really nice and all .. and the cookies she made for Christmas were yummy ... but come on, you don't steal your little sisters man.

Congrats on being an uncle, I'm sorry about the five bucks.

sure you do, especially if your sisters man is martin brodeaur. i wonder if she worth all those millions.....

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:D
:p

There's is just too much in that post that is funny!!!

his brother is apparently very precocious!

DougS is having a VERY good NT day...

Or very hot...perhaps hotter than Drugs is rumored to be? :p


YES...I see that...definite in the NT!!! :D

Tell me about it.

When he was like 15 and was calling on me to buy the booze - he'd have these painfully lame annoying friends and all these goofy ass hot little girls around him. The girls outnumbered the sausage - almost always a 2.5-to-1 chick to sausage ratio. The future situation looked so promising. I was banking on a scenario where he's 17, 18, 19 and swimming in pu tang.

You got this single studly older half bro who looks like you but just with an Italian splash .. the bro who taught you how to shoot a potato cannon and stuff! All's he had to do was point me in the right direction and dish out the assists left and right like a good team playing point guard. BUT NO!! He's got to go be the male version of Bristol Palin instead. Just except he used Levy to get to Levy's older sibling.

Shows you how jinxed I am. Nothing can ever come real easy for me.

my youngest is 17, and has those annoying friends as well. what's missing from the picture (thankfully) are any college girls. i'd have to wonder about the sanity of the girls if there were any....

one more year, one more year.

oh, and be sure and ask him if the 18 years x 12 months of child support is worth it. porn is cheaper. prostitutes probably are too.

Please. No one is that hot.

He's in a metal rock band. I guess his group does shows all of the time around here and in Cleveland. He's always trying to talk me into going - but I boycott them because of how he didn't come through for me in the clutch.

He's by far the youngest one in the band ... late recruit for them.



He's the preppy looking one on the left.

Not my kind of music either .....

http://www.erieblogs.com/2009/03/03/...week-sacred-13

They're getting married later this year.

oh
wow

tell him i said good luck.

Can you please provide information on where I can get same Bong material you are using. This kind of stuff cannot come from a mind of a perfectly straight person.

On a different note, Do you have the younger sisters phone number, and is she legal yet?

Thanks in advance,

Spyder

Great post Doug, laughed my ass off!

She's 17 I think. That's a judgement call.

1,3,4,2

Yeah - a couple people had been telling me that I'm probably going to hit a wild run of bad luck like 10 years from now - and lose my whole bankroll.

And - at that point - I'd wind up being the horse racing version of Kenny Powers from that new Eastbound and Down show.

There is nothing wrong with dating guys several years your junior! :D

not saying there is. just saying i don't see it in this particular case! you'd have to know eric. and his friends.