No bid contracts? Deja Vu all over again

[3kings]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??


A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded

Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

[Danzig]

it's not that good i guess. maybe it depends on the audience? i'll tell it to my son when he gets up, and see what he thinks. and our humor can get pretty dark at times.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Danzig

it's not that good i guess. maybe it depends on the audience? i'll tell it to my son when he gets up, and see what he thinks. and our humor can get pretty dark at times.

If you agree with the lady(even somewhat,) then the joke can't work. It's a joke for a limited audience.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

If you agree with the lady(even somewhat,) then the joke can't work. It's a joke for a limited audience.

but we don't, so much for your theory.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Danzig

but we don't, so much for your theory.

Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.

if the govt is run by folks like her, hell no i don't want them in charge of anything!! she's a moron, and far too right for me. why does it always come down to politics with you, sheesh.

[Danzig]

i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by 3kings

Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

I think it's a gem. I will now tell it to my parents while they're together, and report the response. My guess is my pop will look at my mom to tailor his reaction. I don't know how you can be pssy whipped by a 70 year old pssy, but whatever.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Both parents laughed hard right away. So wrong, huh.

[Danzig]

well...just told it to my son...he didn't really even crack a smile.
i'll have to call my daughter later.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by cmfhb411

sounds like he was brought up well. Good job.

thanks..i don't know, maybe it's just a bit too dark for us. i don't think cracking jokes about a downs syndrome baby, regardless of how stupid the mother is, would be very funny.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Danzig

thanks..i don't know, maybe it's just a bit too dark for us. i don't think cracking jokes about a downs syndrome baby, regardless of how stupid the mother is, would be very funny.

Why she have a kid after 40? Anybody knows the chances for that to happen go up for women that age who have previously had a lot of kids. Why would we want somebody that dumb to run something? My mom laughed, and then quickly said: "Now that's bad!!" A few minutes later, she said she sure isn't gunna go telling the joke to anybody. So, I think the innappropriate comes later. The 1st instinct is to laugh, but only if you really do think she is stupid.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Last Night she said her expensive clothing doesn't belong to her. It belongs to the R.N.C. That's how stupid she is. She really thinks people are going to believe her crap like that. What are they gunna do with clothing made just for her?

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I actually thought the joke was amusing and can't stand Palin, but are you serious with this nonsense? Why did she have the kid? Who the fucl< cares why she had it? She got pregnant, probably knew what was up and kept it because she is against abortion. I have a sibling that was born after my mother was 40. They are fine. Lots of people have kids in their 40's. While the chances do go up for stuff like Down Syndrome, it's not like she is crazy for having a child after 40. Try and cut back to an 8 ball a day. It might mellow you out a bit.

I know a 300 lb Catholic Lady that had an absolute litter of kids n' the cherry on top had Downs Syndrome. I would imagine that was the last one(I'm sure she was 40-45 for the last one.) I'm talking about the risks involved when the woman is 40 on up, and already had atleast 3 or 4 kids.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by 3kings

Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it

Biden would laugh, off camera, I hope.Not sure if he can incorporate the joke into his stump speech

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

I had just heard it earlier in the day (saturday) on replay and initially thought it was hilarious, but that reaction could well have been clouded by my absolute and utter disdain for the woman.

Haven't had a chance to tell it in person, but I can certainly see where some people might take offense to it

none of us took offense...we've all told some pretty raunchy jokes that were funny...i guess this particular one just didn't do it for us.

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