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dalakhani 10-25-2008 11:27 PM

No bid contracts? Deja Vu all over again
 
Not sports or horses.

Cannon Shell 10-25-2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dalakhani
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081026/...palin_pipeline


This is George Bush...with lipstick. And there are some that will still support her after all of it.

This doesnt look like sports or horses...

dalakhani 10-25-2008 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
This doesnt look like sports or horses...

Good point

Rudeboyelvis 10-26-2008 01:34 AM

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded













:tro:

3kings 10-26-2008 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis
Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??


A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded



:tro:

Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. :D The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

Danzig 10-26-2008 08:37 AM

it's not that good i guess. maybe it depends on the audience? i'll tell it to my son when he gets up, and see what he thinks. and our humor can get pretty dark at times.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 3kings
Dan,
I heard this joke on the Stern show too. I have told it, quite a few times, and was suprised by the lack of positive responce I recieved for such a well crafted joke. :D The reactions have ranged from utter disgust to slight amusement, what have you found?

I think it's a gem. I will now tell it to my parents while they're together, and report the response. My guess is my pop will look at my mom to tailor his reaction. I don't know how you can be pssy whipped by a 70 year old pssy, but whatever.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 01:34 PM

Both parents laughed hard right away. So wrong, huh.

Danzig 10-26-2008 01:36 PM

well...just told it to my son...he didn't really even crack a smile.
i'll have to call my daughter later.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
it's not that good i guess. maybe it depends on the audience? i'll tell it to my son when he gets up, and see what he thinks. and our humor can get pretty dark at times.

If you agree with the lady(even somewhat,) then the joke can't work. It's a joke for a limited audience.

Danzig 10-26-2008 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
If you agree with the lady(even somewhat,) then the joke can't work. It's a joke for a limited audience.

but we don't, so much for your theory.

Danzig 10-26-2008 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by cmfhb411
sounds like he was brought up well. Good job. :D

thanks..i don't know, maybe it's just a bit too dark for us. i don't think cracking jokes about a downs syndrome baby, regardless of how stupid the mother is, would be very funny.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
but we don't, so much for your theory.

Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig
thanks..i don't know, maybe it's just a bit too dark for us. i don't think cracking jokes about a downs syndrome baby, regardless of how stupid the mother is, would be very funny.

Why she have a kid after 40? Anybody knows the chances for that to happen go up for women that age who have previously had a lot of kids. Why would we want somebody that dumb to run something? My mom laughed, and then quickly said: "Now that's bad!!" A few minutes later, she said she sure isn't gunna go telling the joke to anybody. So, I think the innappropriate comes later. The 1st instinct is to laugh, but only if you really do think she is stupid.

SCUDSBROTHER 10-26-2008 03:39 PM

Last Night she said her expensive clothing doesn't belong to her. It belongs to the R.N.C. That's how stupid she is. She really thinks people are going to believe her crap like that. What are they gunna do with clothing made just for her?

Mortimer 10-26-2008 03:58 PM

SkidsMother has really out done himself.



Of course..I am unqualified to join in this discourse so I will just make comments about stupid posters.







Dannie....rub my belly.

Danzig 10-26-2008 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Last Night she said her expensive clothing doesn't belong to her. It belongs to the R.N.C. That's how stupid she is. She really thinks people are going to believe her crap like that. What are they gunna do with clothing made just for her?

she isn't exactly made of money like mccains old lady. supposedly the rnc bought the clothes, and then they're supposed to be donated to charity from what i read.

Danzig 10-26-2008 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.

if the govt is run by folks like her, hell no i don't want them in charge of anything!! she's a moron, and far too right for me. why does it always come down to politics with you, sheesh.

Danzig 10-26-2008 04:36 PM

i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.


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