ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Payson Dave]

But the question that is uppermost in many minds is .....






does Thebby really like ya????







or







is she just playin ya like a well kept vintage violin??

[Mortimer]

Ah wonder where Dave Mayson stands on this?

[Payson Dave]

Morty my friend ....take a break... get revitalized....come on down to Florida...I'll buy the coffee and we can catch a few horsies exercising at Payson....bring your harem with ya...down here they can be seen and heard...

[Payson Dave]

Aunty Lusty is down here




and says that she has some thoughts





on how to really really make you know that you are alive.




...course it may kill ya...but we all gotta die sometime

[Buffymommy]

OH GOD!! Please don't bring Morty to Florida!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

OH GOD!! Please don't bring Morty to Florida!!!

And when I come I'm going to wire hanger your house.

[Mortimer]

Can you hear the guilt?

Can you hear the shrieking over the haunting reminder they all see??













OUT DAMNED SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Aunty Lusty is down here




and says that she has some thoughts





on how to really really make you know that you are alive.




...course it may kill ya...but we all gotta die sometime

!!!!!!!!






rule-eng un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!












But I must correct you....I have no harem.

I don't even have a photo of a harem.

But I do have photos of a fine bow-wow pound group mug.







Don't tell anyone....but GenuineCrazyLady does it doggie style.







BARK!!!




WUFF!!!!

[Payson Dave]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

!!!!!!!!






Don't tell anyone....but GenuineCrazyLady does it doggie style.

This is not a bad thing is it????





....gosh I truly hope not






what I mean is that






uhhhh never mind.....

[Payson Dave]

When ya can't get to the snowy woods....




for the therapeutic benefits that abounds within




try the following....for it may help to sooth the soul





http://www.blueyze.com/whitershade.html



In a past life.....courtesy of MDF

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

This is not a bad thing is it????





....gosh I truly hope not






what I mean is that






uhhhh never mind.....

The bark and wuff were a direct hint.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Aunty Lusty is down here




and says that she has some thoughts





on how to really really make you know that you are alive.




...course it may kill ya...but we all gotta die sometime

I should have taken up CajunHO on those swimming lessons.

They were going to be free.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

But the question that is utmost in many minds is .....

does Thebby really like ya????

or
is she just playin ya like a well kept vintage violin??

DAVE GRAYSON!!!






My fine friend!








It seems I am merely a crunched pork rine to her anymore.


If that .

Maybe a bad wood carving thrown into the "to be burned" pile.










And what have you.