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Old 08-19-2007, 11:20 PM
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whichever one features a donkey.

it goes without saying that most g1s over the dmr polycrap will be, in fact, won by a donkey.

i guess if you were to drive another 30 minutes or so over to TJ you could find a donkey act there pretty easily.
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:22 PM
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I am going with 385 pound woman strip. Del Mar is a joke
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:25 PM
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ok, so far it's 2-1 in favor of the stripper, with an unknown that depends on donkeys.

there have to be more opinions than just that!
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:35 PM
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Poly....is far more of a strategy race than any other surface as you almost have to somehow ride the crest of the wave before you bust it for one effort running uphill on level ground hoping you don't flame out too early.....


......yeah I guess I'll take the fat girl too!
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Old 08-20-2007, 12:16 AM
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ok, so far it's 2-1 in favor of the stripper, with an unknown that depends on donkeys.

there have to be more opinions than just that!
There are only 4 Grade 1's, on polytrack at DM--Bing Crosby sprinting, the PC, and the 2 races for two year olds

As for the Obese women---I hope during confessional your room door gets jammed and the large lady had Beans for dinner the night before.
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:04 AM
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I'll take the poly... just give me a good closer
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:11 AM
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There are only 4 Grade 1's, on polytrack at DM--Bing Crosby sprinting, the PC, and the 2 races for two year olds

As for the Obese women---I hope during confessional your room door gets jammed and the large lady had Beans for dinner the night before.
you arent likely to catch this atheistic jew in confessional anytime soon.

in fact, i'd go as far as saying that i'd rather grind my arm down to a stub in a garbage disposal unit while eating a hot bowl of fresh doo doo!

i could just see the dialog now between my hypothetical priest and my hypothetical self in the confessional room.

ME: "forgive me father, for i have done nothing. i sit around all day posting on this horse racing message board and fantasizing about getting revenge on all doctors. oh, i also talk to this italian guy online who fantasizes about having sex with discreet cat, and i also chat with this dude in joisey"

Father Mulcahy: "that's okay my son. i too fantasize about having sex with, oh, wait, i thought you said something else"

ME: "Yeah, I hear ya father. I also fantasize about naked women sometimes too"

Father Mulcahy: "Bless you my son"

ME: "It was nice catching up with you. See you again in another few decades"
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Old 08-20-2007, 04:52 AM
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i'll take del mar-forget the race-checking out the eye candy is good enuff
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Old 08-20-2007, 04:58 AM
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I'd like to see a group of 385 pound women race around DM while striping. I'm thinking a inside post biased.

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Old 08-20-2007, 04:58 AM
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As long as she wasn't in front or tripped on her garter Miss 385 might have been able to win!
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