A new poll - for men only
 

Which would be more enjoyable?

Watching a grade 1 race run over the Del Mar poly track?

OR

Watching a 385 pound woman do a strip teaze?

yeah, me too.

whichever one features a donkey.

Can you bet on the stripper? Over under on weight, tattoos, visible scars?

Did you find that youtube of me? Not fair! I DEMAND A RECALL.

Well, I did watch Gr.1 race today on Del Mar polytrack and it was painful. Randy Moss made great point toward end of broadcast -- if any of top three from this race make BC Classic at Monmouth, they would be at least 30-1 morning line picks.

The differences in various synthetic surfaces is finally starting to gain attention of entire horse racing community. These differences appear more pronounced than differences in various dirt and turf courses in North America.

I will pass on 385 pound stripper... LOL

it goes without saying that most g1s over the dmr polycrap will be, in fact, won by a donkey.

i guess if you were to drive another 30 minutes or so over to TJ you could find a donkey act there pretty easily.

I am going with 385 pound woman strip. Del Mar is a joke

ok, so far it's 2-1 in favor of the stripper, with an unknown that depends on donkeys.

there have to be more opinions than just that!

Poly....is far more of a strategy race than any other surface as you almost have to somehow ride the crest of the wave before you bust it for one effort running uphill on level ground hoping you don't flame out too early.....


......yeah I guess I'll take the fat girl too!

There are only 4 Grade 1's, on polytrack at DM--Bing Crosby sprinting, the PC, and the 2 races for two year olds

As for the Obese women---I hope during confessional your room door gets jammed and the large lady had Beans for dinner the night before.

I'll take the poly... just give me a good closer

you arent likely to catch this atheistic jew in confessional anytime soon.

in fact, i'd go as far as saying that i'd rather grind my arm down to a stub in a garbage disposal unit while eating a hot bowl of fresh doo doo!

i could just see the dialog now between my hypothetical priest and my hypothetical self in the confessional room.

ME: "forgive me father, for i have done nothing. i sit around all day posting on this horse racing message board and fantasizing about getting revenge on all doctors. oh, i also talk to this italian guy online who fantasizes about having sex with discreet cat, and i also chat with this dude in joisey"

Father Mulcahy: "that's okay my son. i too fantasize about having sex with, oh, wait, i thought you said something else"

ME: "Yeah, I hear ya father. I also fantasize about naked women sometimes too"

Father Mulcahy: "Bless you my son"

ME: "It was nice catching up with you. See you again in another few decades"

i'll take del mar-forget the race-checking out the eye candy is good enuff

I'd like to see a group of 385 pound women race around DM while striping. I'm thinking a inside post biased.

Spyder

As long as she wasn't in front or tripped on her garter Miss 385 might have been able to win!

At Delmar, having speed is a significant disadvantage. It is still a contest of some sort, but I wouldn't really call them races.

Despite my dislike of this polytrack, I'm all for the safety of horses. But there has to be a better way than this. A lot of people are comparing it to turf racing. There are some similarities, but in general, turf is almost always FASTER than dirt. This stuff is much, much slower and the races are almost painful to watch.

Who ever dreamed a G2 sprint for older horses in SoCal would have a 24+ second first quarter?

I'm curious, what is the big deal if the surface causes the time to be a bit slower? I see many people all up in arms about the final times and I don't get that. Its a very unimportant part of the game to me.

Excuse the expression....""which one gives you more BANG for the Buck ""?