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Old 07-15-2007, 05:37 PM
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"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty
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Old 07-15-2007, 05:40 PM
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"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty
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WHAT!!?

Why is she getting a dart gun?

She wouldn't have the guts anyways.
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Old 07-15-2007, 05:46 PM
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"your miss kitty kat" said she will be armed with her brand new dart gun very soon...... not much longer to wait, Morty

By the way Tommy....you can have her.

Let's call her Tommy's KittyKat from now on.




She likes Sightless and Diaper.....


....don't ya know.
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Old 07-15-2007, 06:24 PM
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Can you imagine dancing with Thebby to "Since I've Been Loving You?"


Oh boy.





My knees would begin to wobble at about the half way mark.....and not long past that I would faint.


No question.
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Old 07-15-2007, 07:46 PM
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Can you imagine dancing with Thebby to "Since I've Been Loving You?"


Oh boy.





My knees would begin to wobble at about the half way mark.....and not long past that I would faint.


No question.
your about too lose........your worried mind.....000000?
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Old 07-15-2007, 07:47 PM
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your about too lose........your worried mind.....000000?

!OOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 07-16-2007, 09:11 AM
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I am overcome Morte'.....
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Old 07-16-2007, 09:20 AM
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I am overcome Morte'.....

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It's Thebby!







THEEEEEBY


Say it soft and it seems to be praying.



THEEEEEEBBY.



Say it loud and it seems to be saying...




...THEEEEEEEBY!!








Thebby!

My Sweet.....too kind,but I must abide Steve's wishes as he soon will sleep with the fishes.



Oh Im kidding.

But I will follow his ruling.

And I will leave .






I imagine a softly lit place in the sky....where the music of the Heavens splays itself over the clouds in an angelic love offering.....




...and I see Your Radiant Beauty....and inquire within:



May I ask for this dahnce?
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