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Old 06-01-2015, 09:39 AM
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Light of the Day that I am.....I greet all of you fine Sporty Fans and aficionados of the obliquely absurd.


Well ya know....( spit!! I think maybe two people are laughing now and I admit to being one of them)................I am on another Vincent van Gogh kick, if you have not noticed.I love the guy.He often wrote letters to his brother,Theo,and they were preserved.I love this quote of Vincent's in one of those letters:


"Since it's still winter here, please just let me get on with my work;if it's the work of a mad man,that's just too bad.There's nothing I can do about it."


I guess I have a great affinity because I once sent an e-mail to Stevie in almost verbatim form.

Oh well.



You may be aware van Gogh had mental issues.Severe depression and other instabilities.I thought about how a smart, talented guy like him could have succumbed to these deficiencies.Then it hit me;we do live past lives and return in another form.

Yes-----one of his care givers had to have been Daffy Danny.



"ya....that civil war that went on in america,i know all about it.i might be a grandmother too-----oh crap.i'm gonna go on a road trip!! did i tell ya? hey,you're not painting that door knob right.i know all about how to paint.i'm smard about everything.i'm gonna be a helicopter pilot.what do you call that mess? starry,starry night? awful.never sell.i know........"

In his friggin' ear day after day-----that's why he almost cut it clean off.


I wonder if Tony cut off his ears??



Back to horsey racing.

If you think it's bad now;think what it will be like should The Sparrow win.

Nova Scotia----here I come.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-qQ_brIsfY

ftfy


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In case you want to sing along

"Big Bad Wolf"

Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!

Once upon a time
There was a nasty, little piggy filled with pride and greed
Once upon a time
There was an evil, little piggy typical disease
You see this little pig is slowly becoming my own worst enemy.
You see this evil pig she's a blood, blood, blood sucking part of me

Everywhere I go, you go along with me (she said)
Everything you get, is all because of me (I said)
Everything I do, you do along with me (she said)
No matter where you run, you cannot hide from me

She's got a hold on me
Maybe she is just what they want me to be

Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!

Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I've been everywhere that you've been
Now I've got nothing to lose and everything to win
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I'm already under your skin
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin

You see I am the wolf,
And this dirty, little piggy lives inside of me.
You see every now and then,
I forget which one that I want and which one that I need.
I have come to realize
That both of them have become a necessity
I now have come to realize
That I become which animal I choose to feed

Anything I say you lie along with me. (she said)
Every song you sing is all because of me (I said)
Anytime I cry you always laugh at me. (she said)
No matter what you do you will belong to me

She's got a hold on me,
Maybes she's just what they want me to be

Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!

Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I've been everywhere that you've been
Now I've got nothing to lose and everything to win
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I'm already under your skin
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin

Oh man, all these voices
I just can't get the **** out of my head!
I can't, I can't, I can't

Even with these chains, you can't stop me.
Even with these chains, you can't stop me
Even with these chains, you can't stop me
Even in these chains, you won't break me
Even in these chains, you won't stop me
Even in these chains, you won't break me
Even in these chains, you won't take me
Even in these chains, you won't haunt me

Pig! Pig!
Pig, pig!

Stay the ****, stay the ****, stay the **** out of my head!

She's got a hold on me,
Maybe she is just what they want me to be

Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!

Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I've been everywhere that you've been
Now I've got nothing to lose and everything to win
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
Would you let me in?
Pig, pig!
I'm already under your skin
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin!
'Cause I'm the big bad wolf, now let the games begin
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Old 06-02-2015, 04:05 PM
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Happy Dentist Day to what was once my legion of fans;now,not even a small gathering of the curious.

Ralph;I have no idea what he's doing.


But-----Saturday will end CLYDEFORM!! and Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.


Go ahead.....I'll wait until the celebration ends.














Anyhoo----I have been informed by lab coated wunderkinds that unfortunately the magic beans implanted were intended for an elephant.Apparently the wizard who loads them up was on a Canadian Sparrow high and that bout with euphoria will end my existence on this planet ,no more than 60 days from now.It's already very painful to type.
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> > Little by little;bit by bit....I'm making my way back to you.
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> > Although I'm just a little apprehensive as to who 'you" ....is.
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> > I hope all serious sociopaths have noted how Daffy Danny is giving away her position via an un secure frequency.
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> > I believe Canadian Sparrow is not just going to be beat half to death by Victor in late stretch,but also stoned and electrocuted.It will be for naught as I think the Sparrow gets out dueled by Materiality,and caught by Frosted and Tale of Maiden Special Weight.That's a sneak preview of CLYDEFORM'S!! fine pre race analysis.
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> > Ned&Hydra sent me a precious "sorry to hear you're dying" joke card.
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> > Wonderful sense of humor;wonderful people.
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> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn3gBUkZYm8
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Happy Dentist Day to what was once my legion of fans;now,not even a small gathering of the curious.

Ralph;I have no idea what he's doing.


But-----Saturday will end CLYDEFORM!! and Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.


Go ahead.....I'll wait until the celebration ends.














Anyhoo----I have been informed by lab coated wunderkinds that unfortunately the magic beans implanted were intended for an elephant.Apparently the wizard who loads them up was on a Canadian Sparrow high and that bout with euphoria will end my existence on this planet ,no more than 60 days from now.It's already very painful to type.
> >
> >
> > Little by little;bit by bit....I'm making my way back to you.
> >
> > Although I'm just a little apprehensive as to who 'you" ....is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mV5...youtu.be&t=40s
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No Keen Ice for the CLYDEFORM!!?
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Old 06-03-2015, 02:09 PM
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To all Canadian Sparrow blowhards-----Happy Windsyday.

Any Sparrow fan still fanning after the latest gross move by the Kayaks shall be placed right at the top of a new HUNT&KILL list.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O9DaIGy9M




The Final Fine Analysis;in this case,it's for the NED&HYDRA A#1 FUCl<IN' -AYE HO DOWN.

(The race where owners of a potential TC entrant get to act like the True Swine that they are .....before or after the race.Maybe both.)




1....MOOKIES GIVING MOOCOW


The only thing more doorknobby than Mike Hunt is Mike De Kock.



nnnnnno



Crinkle....


trash can






2....TALE OF MAIDEN SPECIAL WEIGHT


Well it's possible.


Ah don't know fer shore----but keeping for now.






3....MADEFROMLUCKY


More keepah than whiiiiiirrrer







4....FRAMMENTO


Not out of the question.






5....CANADIAN SPARROW


I really,really hope you're reading this baffert----you disgusting,schmoozing,Dr.Moreau/Michael Vick of horsey racing.





DOUBLE BARF!!!!







CRINK-EL!!.....trash can


NYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

thud








whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!






6....FROSTED



KEEPAH!!






7....KEEN ICE


I would have bit on ESKEEMO PIE,but this name is truly awful.

Anyone ever hear a person say,"WOW Mom!! That was some really keen ice!! YUM!!"



Blech.




Crinkle....


trash can






8....MATERIALITY



Phantom PayBob'd in the Derby,he's on the right side of the Sparrow.

Tough break,baffert.





KEEPAH!!










Now,this is not easy.......but here:



1....MATERIALITY
2....FROSTED
3....MADEFROMLUCKY
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No Keen Ice for the CLYDEFORM!!?
The nerve!

I will of course be using him and Frosted.


How about a Belmonty Day contest??? The winner will send a bottle of the best champagne to The Belmonts, such wonderful people.
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What is dangerous? What is safe? What is considered to be psychopathic waste?

There's so much hidden yet obvious meaning to some trains of thought;and I don't mean the graffiti spray painted here by Travis Gravel.Then again.....some trains left the station a lllllllong time ago.

This is the last post toastie I'll make here,just to let all know.

Horsey racing and its concomitant,biodegradable,superfluous side shows have reached that point of utter boredom for me.It is now plain to understand where the term horse feathers was birthed.If there is really a loving God-----he has a funny way of showing it.One day a horsey will scratch out a book entitled "People Farm." Then Thin....I mean Keen Ice will scribble out "1284." Maybe another publishes ''What Doesn't Kill You Means The Next Attempt Probably Will."


Maybe Saturday will be my final post toastie.I may want to brag a lot;or gag----a lot.


Now,I know my next comment is going to offend a large slice of the populace....but then every comment I make offends a large slice of the populace.

All the same,if you tweet----you must be nuts.Even if you read tweets regularly----you must be nuts.And the thing bout it;it's wildly successful! Is this the legacy mankind wants to plant?? Imagine 100,000 years from now a Canadian Spaceship lost in space returns to Earth because it ran out of gas.The crew was put into a suspended animation(sort of like kdm ox at e-baboons) and they left Earth before tweeting was discovered to be a natural source of arsenic.They might well find printed copies of tweets:"What the fucl< is this,aye?"----"This is aboot the dumbest thing I've ever seen."


And they're CANADIANS!!

Now do you understand the lunacy of tweeting?

nottweeting must be invented.


FF Book.....another one."Yah HI!! Thought I'd drop in on your page and see what your drug trafficking buds have to say.Click on me and see the latest vacay pics from my road kill! WHOA!! I meant road trip!Plus pics of my very first Clarke Bar."


Perhaps some StickyMusic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxywPYRCbI

"The title refers to a Navajo belief that there are seven times in life that you must make a decision that determines your life path. Taking the wrong path means you must either backtrack or stay on the road to ruin."


Boy did that say a lot in a little,right?


Maybe I should have just typed in the above few lines.I could have saved so much time.The thing is, that "somebody" calling your name....is it a succubus?
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