6yr old with 176 I.Q

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Pretty sure.

In fact - I should have got bonus points because I took the thing with one hand.

As I recall - my other hand was busy fingering some hottie sitting next to me that I had met earlier in the day when I went to the pet store to buy my dog some food.

This chick was so horny that it felt like a horse was eating out of my palm. Anyway - I upped the fingering tempo, and she leans over and starts kissing my neck and whispering dirty thoughts in my ear.

"So, what's on your mind?" - Me, still fingering her
"How we absolutely must fucl<." - Her
"When?" - Me
"Now." - Her
"Where?" - Me
"Men's bathroom. In a stall." Her, whimpering.
"Are you sure?" - Me, playing hard to get.
"Definitely." - Her

I got stamina like no one's ever seen ... but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let my pulled pork slammers get cold. I got a nut in world record time.