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03-06-2015, 07:12 PM
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A very fine analysis from ~ Morty
 ================================================== ========== Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy presents Intriguing Horsey Analysis for the SAN PHILLIPY Horsey Race (brought to you by Clyde's Donuts!!): 1....LORD NELSON Well yew could have called him Half Nelson or yew could have called him Lady Nelson or yew could have called him Ricky Nelson or yew could have called him Full Nelson or yew could have called him Ledges Nelson.....but ya dadn't have ta call him Lord Nelson. Awful. Crinkle.... trash can 2....BLECH BLECH BLECH BLECH!!!! Crinkle.... trash can 3....DUODENUM May baffert go the way of Tuna Helper. Crinkle.... trash can 4....THE Ah fergit. Crinkle.... trash can 5....KEN JIZZSTORM eauxh mine GOT!!!! NO!! Crinkle.... trash can 6....PROSPECT PARK Finally a keepah. 7....POLO VICTOR!!!! They stuck you again!! whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! 8....PULMMARACK Whatthe****isthis!!?? Anyhoo----Dick Van Dyke is unable to ride. He will be replaced by Mr. Arthur Garfunkel crink-EL!!.... trash can 9....PURR SAMPSON Had to get a kitty cat in here. I'm sick of kittty cat avys and horsey references to kitty cats. To like thinkers;this "crinkle....trash can" is for you. crinkle.... trash can. so fun!! 10....THE GOD THREAD AT NA =:> crinkle.... trash can PROSPECT PARK to win and DUODENUM to not. ASIDE:Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy is boycotting anything Tampa Bay.The Facebook take over of the Vegas Vets Room is the spoiler. 
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