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Dinner with family for Mom's birthday 16 51.61%
Animal-like sex mulitple times 15 48.39%
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:12 PM
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I guess NC is having a tough time deciding.





It's no that hard.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:48 PM
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Now,just a minute.



Are you a girl or a guy?

Wait a minute, what are you?











You don't have balls, do you?














Oops, I'm sorry... My bad. I apologize profusely... How rude of me.










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Old 07-15-2010, 10:50 PM
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Not exactly the answer I was expecting.




Uncly.....you would know.

Tell me.
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Old 07-16-2010, 07:22 AM
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The answer is both.
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Old 07-16-2010, 07:39 AM
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Exactly.



Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.
maybee the chick texted you by accident?
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:26 AM
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maybee the chick texted you by accident?
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:29 AM
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The answer is both.

..uh-oh...
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Old 07-18-2010, 08:14 AM
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I really just read this thread?

I'm leaving for another 2 weeks.
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Old 07-18-2010, 03:50 PM
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Depends really how big her Breasts are !!!! ,if the girls are bigger go there ,if your mom's are bigger ........you sick puppy can i have her phone number ?????
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