This Is Normal

2MinsToPost · #1 03-15-2010, 10:12 AM

http://www.news4jax.com/news/22842512/detail.html

MaTH716 · #2 03-15-2010, 10:13 AM

They forgot to mention in the article that he used to wear one contact for six months at a time.

The Indomitable DrugS · #3 03-15-2010, 10:18 AM

I knew a dude who told a few of us that he makes out with his pillow while he beats off.

And no ... he doesn't wear one contact at a time.

MaTH716 · #4 03-15-2010, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I knew a dude who told a few of us that he makes out with his pillow while he beats off.

And no ... he doesn't wear one contact at a time.

What an ameutuer!

Antitrust32 · #5 03-15-2010, 10:33 AM

and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?

MaTH716 · #6 03-15-2010, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?

I don't know if it's recognized by the state, but I have to go to one of those unions/weddings this weekend.

AeWingnut · #7 03-15-2010, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

and I'm not allowed to marry a woman?

I think you should be

Antitrust32 · #8 03-15-2010, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AeWingnut

I think you should be

thank you

TheSpyder · #9 03-15-2010, 02:37 PM

Is this a step up or a step down from a sock?

The Indomitable DrugS · #10 03-15-2010, 02:46 PM

HUGE step down.

You rub one out on a sock - you just pitch it on the floor and throw it away whenever you feel an urge to clean - or throw it in the wash whenever you feel an urge to do laundry.

You have to sleep with the pillow.

The sock is like the $5 Korean street hooker to the pillows wife of your children.

AeWingnut · #11 03-15-2010, 06:13 PM