I think my oldest brothers 2nd kid was sired by a Pakistani

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I was on the road and spent most of the past two days at my mothers house during the day and catching up with old friends at night. Indeed, I traveled outside of the 4 mile long stress free chill zone I try to confine myself to.

My oldest brother has zero Italian in his blood - but we share the same mother.

There are no recent pics - but this is him with his 2nd kid at birth...



Notice how they look similar in that pic.

Here's his first kid:



He's really white looking.

So... I think nothing of any of this ... until I get to see the baby girl and hold her for the first time.

She is absolutely Pakastani or Indian or Iranian or something. I'm convinced of it. It became so uncomfortable because I couldn't look at her without giggling uncontrollably. And I had to try so hard to keep my mouth shut about it - because I know it wouldn't have gone over well if I started commenting.

I'm not really sure how I'm going to approach my bro about this. You always joke about something like that - but you never expect it to actually happen.

[Danzig]

no, it wouldn't go over well. when we had our youngest, he had strawberry blonde hair. people would look at me, look at tony and then ask (snarkily) where'd the red hair come from?? now that he's 18, eric grows facial hair. his hair is dark blonde/light brown-but his facial hair is red. lol my dad never grew a moustache, because if he did, it was red-hair on his head is brown.


as for baby-coloring can change. my daughter was pale with almost translucent skin when she was younger. not anymore.

on the other hand....my brother is raising four kids. only two are his, but no one speaks of it. and one of the two ('their' youngest) is my brother in laws kid...ah, family! and people wonder why tony and i stay to ourselves!!

[randallscott35]

Would you put it passed your sister in law?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I don't know her well enough to have any guess.

I've noticed this about the wives though .. the more the husband spoils them the worse they are - and the more the husband treats them like crap the nicer they are.

My brother Dave is less than 2 years younger than me. He spoils his wife, laughs at all of her terrible, lame, and unfunny jokes with her and she's a total bitch to me.

My youngest brother. He's about 10 years younger than me. He treats his wife like dogshit .. never hits her or anything like that, but calls her stuff like 'slut' and 'whore' for no reason and bitches her out about little stuff and steals her credit card and stuff like that. She is by far the nicest to me. She made me an omelet with bacon on the side for breakfest at my request. Really good Fettachini for lunch that took her about a half hour or so and I even talked her into making my bed for me. Pretty much all you have to do is ask nicely and smile, she doesn't know how to say no. With me, she'll just drop her shoulders, make a funny face, and go "yes your majesty" It's pretty sweet.

[RockHardTen1985]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I don't know her well enough to have any guess.

I've noticed this about the wives though .. the more the husband spoils them the worse they are - and the more the husband treats them like crap the nicer they are.

My brother Dave is less than 2 years younger than me. He spoils his wife, laughs at all of her terrible, lame, and unfunny jokes with her and she's a total bitch to me.

My youngest brother. He's about 10 years younger than me. He treats his wife like dogshit .. never hits her or anything like that, but calls her stuff like 'slut' and 'whore' for no reason and bitches her out about little stuff and steals her credit card and stuff like that. She is by far the nicest to me. She made me an omelet with bacon on the side for breakfest at my request. Really good Fettachini for lunch that took her about a half hour or so and I even talked her into making my bed for me. Pretty much all you have to do is ask nicely and smile, she doesn't know how to say no. With me, she'll just drop her shoulders, make a funny face, and go "yes your majesty" It's pretty sweet.

WHat about your sexy cousin?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I sent her a link to your facebook page when she was on today ... I told her to friend you and hook up.

She said nothing but just linked me to one of her friends that looked to weigh about 3 bills.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I don't know her well enough to have any guess.

I've noticed this about the wives though .. the more the husband spoils them the worse they are - and the more the husband treats them like crap the nicer they are.

My brother Dave is less than 2 years younger than me. He spoils his wife, laughs at all of her terrible, lame, and unfunny jokes with her and she's a total bitch to me.

My youngest brother. He's about 10 years younger than me. He treats his wife like dogshit .. never hits her or anything like that, but calls her stuff like 'slut' and 'whore' for no reason and bitches her out about little stuff and steals her credit card and stuff like that. She is by far the nicest to me. She made me an omelet with bacon on the side for breakfest at my request. Really good Fettachini for lunch that took her about a half hour or so and I even talked her into making my bed for me. Pretty much all you have to do is ask nicely and smile, she doesn't know how to say no. With me, she'll just drop her shoulders, make a funny face, and go "yes your majesty" It's pretty sweet.

Sad on so many levels...Hopefully you've learned from their ****ed up relationships. No wonder you are so jaded Doug.

[Indian Charlie]

Maybe he's jaded because he realizes people are generally fugged up and retarded.