I think my oldest brothers 2nd kid was sired by a Pakistani
 

I was on the road and spent most of the past two days at my mothers house during the day and catching up with old friends at night. Indeed, I traveled outside of the 4 mile long stress free chill zone I try to confine myself to.

My oldest brother has zero Italian in his blood - but we share the same mother.

There are no recent pics - but this is him with his 2nd kid at birth...



Notice how they look similar in that pic.

Here's his first kid:



He's really white looking.

So... I think nothing of any of this ... until I get to see the baby girl and hold her for the first time.

She is absolutely Pakastani or Indian or Iranian or something. I'm convinced of it. It became so uncomfortable because I couldn't look at her without giggling uncontrollably. And I had to try so hard to keep my mouth shut about it - because I know it wouldn't have gone over well if I started commenting.

I'm not really sure how I'm going to approach my bro about this. You always joke about something like that - but you never expect it to actually happen.

no, it wouldn't go over well. when we had our youngest, he had strawberry blonde hair. people would look at me, look at tony and then ask (snarkily) where'd the red hair come from?? now that he's 18, eric grows facial hair. his hair is dark blonde/light brown-but his facial hair is red. lol my dad never grew a moustache, because if he did, it was red-hair on his head is brown.


as for baby-coloring can change. my daughter was pale with almost translucent skin when she was younger. not anymore.

on the other hand....my brother is raising four kids. only two are his, but no one speaks of it. and one of the two ('their' youngest) is my brother in laws kid...ah, family! and people wonder why tony and i stay to ourselves!!

Would you put it passed your sister in law?

I don't know her well enough to have any guess.

I've noticed this about the wives though .. the more the husband spoils them the worse they are - and the more the husband treats them like crap the nicer they are.

My brother Dave is less than 2 years younger than me. He spoils his wife, laughs at all of her terrible, lame, and unfunny jokes with her and she's a total bitch to me.

My youngest brother. He's about 10 years younger than me. He treats his wife like dogshit .. never hits her or anything like that, but calls her stuff like 'slut' and 'whore' for no reason and bitches her out about little stuff and steals her credit card and stuff like that. She is by far the nicest to me. She made me an omelet with bacon on the side for breakfest at my request. Really good Fettachini for lunch that took her about a half hour or so and I even talked her into making my bed for me. Pretty much all you have to do is ask nicely and smile, she doesn't know how to say no. With me, she'll just drop her shoulders, make a funny face, and go "yes your majesty" It's pretty sweet.

WHat about your sexy cousin?

I sent her a link to your facebook page when she was on today ... I told her to friend you and hook up.

She said nothing but just linked me to one of her friends that looked to weigh about 3 bills.

Sad on so many levels...Hopefully you've learned from their ****ed up relationships. No wonder you are so jaded Doug.

Maybe he's jaded because he realizes people are generally fugged up and retarded.

If im to fat for his hot cousin, why dont you make your move?

HUH?

1. No idea what you are talking about.
2. I have a GF.
3. Are you nuts? Make a move on a DrugS relative? Other than his Mom, that idea would just go down horribly.

She went to college at Penn State and is now selling insurance and keeps threatening to join the military.

Her big new hobby is shooting guns.




I'd say it's 8/5 that she goes Air McNair on some married guy who wrongs her - and shoots him in the head.

She's perfect for you IC

Nothing wrong with the 2nd Amendment. Good for her, though she's holding that 9 a little awkwardly if you ask me.

People who shoot guns only do it because they have small weiners - or small boobies if they are female.

Tell me you knew.

There is a difference between gun nuts and shooting. I happen to think there is nothing wrong with ownership or target shooting....As for your thesis, I think it might be true of guys who drive smallish sports cars or trophy cars in general.

That seems about right for that genetic line.

i wish you were right about that.

Tease.........