Conservative vs Liberal

[Cannon Shell]

Conservative vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect .

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

[jballscalls]

very generalizing and alot of BS in that post, some truths though.

[timmgirvan]

Pretty much right on down the line.

[Indian Charlie]

Freakin liberals, trying to take my guns away!

I freakin hate them! If they try to take my guns away, why I'll, I'll, I'll show them!

Oh wait. Wasn't it Richard Nixon who started the whole gun control movement in this country?

Derp!

Stick to training Cannonball.

[brianwspencer]

I won't even get into how ridiculous the "legislated respect" thing is, wanting equality and legislating respect are two different things. Last I checked, you guys are still free to hate black people, just not free to discriminate against them. I think the last nine months have more than ably proven that not "respecting" people is certainly still lawful. Being disingenuous is obviously not a concern for the author of this soon-to-be web classic.

But more importantly, is there a big nationwide, liberal push to ban the consumption of meat that I don't know about?

Looks like I really need to catch up on my talking points.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

I won't even get into how ridiculous the "legislated respect" thing is, wanting equality and legislating respect are two different things. Last I checked, you guys are still free to hate black people, just not free to discriminate against them. I think the last nine months have more than ably proven that not "respecting" people is certainly still lawful. Being disingenuous is obviously not a concern for the author of this soon-to-be web classic.
But more importantly, is there a big nationwide, liberal push to ban the consumption of meat that I don't know about?

Looks like I really need to catch up on my talking points.

Nah you just need to catch up on e-mail chain letters.

Durh.

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

I won't even get into how ridiculous the "legislated respect" thing is, wanting equality and legislating respect are two different things. Last I checked, you guys are still free to hate black people, just not free to discriminate against them. I think the last nine months have more than ably proven that not "respecting" people is certainly still lawful. Being disingenuous is obviously not a concern for the author of this soon-to-be web classic.

But more importantly, is there a big nationwide, liberal push to ban the consumption of meat that I don't know about?

Looks like I really need to catch up on my talking points.

.

so only conservatives hate black people......bit of a stretch, even for you,Bri!

[2MinsToPost]

All one has to do is keep their eyes and ears open for any period of time and they will see that their is in fact a great bit of truth to this "chain letter".

Granted not every conservative and liberal fits this mold 100%, but if you keep your eyes and ears open you will see.

[otisotisotis]

Typical crap that you all get sucked into....the old divide and conquer at work. The powers that be will always be, especially as they keep the working class fighting amongst themselves over ideals.
The problem isn't conservative v. liberal.....it's upper class v. po' folks.
And just because you may be in a higher bracket than your mom & dad were, doesn't make you upper class.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Freakin liberals, trying to take my guns away!

I freakin hate them! If they try to take my guns away, why I'll, I'll, I'll show them!

Oh wait. Wasn't it Richard Nixon who started the whole gun control movement in this country?

Derp!

Stick to training Cannonball.

Stick to the new century, Dinosaur.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by brianwspencer

I won't even get into how ridiculous the "legislated respect" thing is, wanting equality and legislating respect are two different things. Last I checked, you guys are still free to hate black people, just not free to discriminate against them. I think the last nine months have more than ably proven that not "respecting" people is certainly still lawful. Being disingenuous is obviously not a concern for the author of this soon-to-be web classic.

But more importantly, is there a big nationwide, liberal push to ban the consumption of meat that I don't know about?

Looks like I really need to catch up on my talking points.

Stop your whining, they arent banning meat.

[2MinsToPost]

Originally Posted by otisotisotis

Typical crap that you all get sucked into....the old divide and conquer at work. The powers that be will always be, especially as they keep the working class fighting amongst themselves over ideals.
The problem isn't conservative v. liberal.....it's upper class v. po' folks.
And just because you may be in a higher bracket than your mom & dad were, doesn't make you upper class.

I'm very po folk trying to better myself and conservative. I look for no hand outs but rather I choose to take responsibility for my actions, right or wrong, and better myself however small it may be each day by doing the next right thing. I want no hand out but rather I want to know I did it on my own and that way at the end of the day I can look myself in the mirror and feel damn good about who I am, today.

Thats not the liberal way.

[steve]

conservatives---responsible----but I thought you did not like taxes?

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Stick to the new century, Dinosaur.

Yeah, that's right. The past has no meaning at all.

The fact that the people behind Nixon are the same people behind both modern day democrats and republicans probably has been lost on you.

In case you haven't figured it out, the only difference between the two parties, in any meaningful way, is spelling.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Conservative vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a liberal doesn’t like a drug, he doesn`t buy it.
If a conservative doesn't like a drug, he feels that no one should have it.

However, the one drug that kills the most people (alcohol) is considered by the majority of Conservatives to be o.k. Mormons are the major exception (at least they're consistent, and don't hypocritically ignore a drug.)

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Yeah, that's right. The past has no meaning at all.

The fact that the people behind Nixon are the same people behind both modern day democrats and republicans probably has been lost on you.

In case you haven't figured it out, the only difference between the two parties, in any meaningful way, is spelling.

Yeah yeah yeah. I know its a conspiracy.

Nixon's view on gun control is very relevant.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

If a liberal doesn’t like a drug, he doesn`t buy it.
If a conservative doesn't like a drug, he feels that no one should have it.

However, the one drug that kills the most people (alcohol) is considered by the majority of Conservatives to be o.k. Mormons are the major exception (at least they're consistent, and don't hypocritically ignore a drug.)

Liberals dont drink?

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

If a liberal doesn’t like a drug, he doesn`t buy it.
If a conservative doesn't like a drug, he feels that no one should have it.
.)

Like Rush?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Conservative vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

I don't like guns ... but when you've just smoked some ganja and they're around they're fun to play with. Not that a camera, a fire estinguisher, and a pack of skittles aren't also fun to play with

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

I was a vegetarian for 3 months ... and I can't ever remember calling for the banishment of meat.

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

Sees a foreign threat? Conservatives must make creepy boyfriends and girlfriends.

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect .

Yeah! Stay in the closet you queers! Frickin Flamers always want to make a fuss about something.

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

Ever met a black man before? They're all conservative. A bunch of church going, queer hating, red blooded americans whos folks happened to chill in the sun for too long. Almost all of them are chalk players too. They just don't vote with the conservatives because the conservatives don't like them

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

Not who - but what - Booze and pot are often the favored entry.

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

True. I would love to see Dr. Phil fed to a live crocadile.

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

Ever read the Bible?

They were definitely trippin balls.

Like God doesn't have better things to do than set shrubbery on fire and teach snakes how to talk.

When I really went yard on the LCD in 10th grade, I've seen all kinds of mysterious burning sh!t, I've had some pretty in-depth conversations with both plant and wildlife, and in fact have led a group of followers through the desert, and more than once I've come up with a really swell set of rules we should all live by.

Moses and his boys do it, they're immortalized and shrines are built in their honor, and they still talk about it 2000 years later. When I equaled their feats, I got grouned and kicked out of the house. I should have been born 2000 years earlier

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a tard doesn't have health care ... he doesn't want the govt to provide it because that's all acting like a socialist and stuff.

If a competent person doesn't have health care ... he wants the govt to do something for his own benefit for a change ... beats spending money on idiotic wars.