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Old 09-23-2009, 09:07 AM
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Default facebook is great

it brings out the tards like no other...except for this place. It's pretty tardtastic here but this might take the cake.

The story is that she's engaged, abstaining from sex for her wedding night due to her new religious beliefs.
She's new to facebook and the wedding is a week away.




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Old 09-23-2009, 09:11 AM
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what is her "other" pu$$y?
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:12 AM
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it brings out the tards like no other...except for this place. It's pretty tardtastic here but this might take the cake.

The story is that she's engaged, abstaining from sex for her wedding night due to her new religious beliefs.
She's new to facebook and the wedding is a week away.




omg
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:22 AM
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I hope for her sake Michael is her fiance..
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:30 AM
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She took the page down but there is a group page now...

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gi....1319646963..1


There are some who think the trolls at 4chan had something to do with this. So it's up in the air if this is actually true or she had a weak password and was taken e-advantage of.
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:37 PM
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Either Michael is hung like a loaf of french bread or Tracy is probably going to have some challenging mechanical maintenance issues in later life by sporting a cave between her legs.
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Old 09-23-2009, 04:27 PM
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Im on fb... I love it, I used to make fun of all my friends now I use it everyday... Joseph Silverio.... Friend Request me, Cannon and I are tight on there.
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:05 PM
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Either Michael is hung like a loaf of french bread or Tracy is probably going to have some challenging mechanical maintenance issues in later life by sporting a cave between her legs.
but apparantly the 'side door' to the three car garage is open for when that tight squeeze is needed.
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Old 09-23-2009, 08:47 PM
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Im on fb... I love it, I used to make fun of all my friends now I use it everyday... Joseph Silverio.... Friend Request me, Cannon and I are tight on there.
You need to Twit BTW
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Old 09-23-2009, 08:55 PM
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Im on fb... I love it, I used to make fun of all my friends now I use it everyday... Joseph Silverio.... Friend Request me, Cannon and I are tight on there.
Sigh
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:07 PM
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Did you friend request me?
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:23 PM
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Damn Bitch

My wife will kill me when she see this thread


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Old 09-24-2009, 06:31 AM
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i created a fb account only to enter a fantasy football league my son had going. as soon as the season is over, the acct will be gone. it's just not my thing.
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Old 09-26-2009, 03:26 PM
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i'm not hanging around with drunks or addicts anymore so maybe my perspective is skewed but i don't think the tone was feminine.

that read like a post by a guy.

"love cave between my legs"? who talks like that outside of bad fiction?
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Old 09-26-2009, 04:03 PM
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i'm not hanging around with drunks or addicts anymore so maybe my perspective is skewed but i don't think the tone was feminine.

that read like a post by a guy.

"love cave between my legs"? who talks like that outside of bad fiction?
Good thing Penthouse Letters is non-fiction
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Old 09-26-2009, 06:22 PM
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i'm not hanging around with drunks or addicts anymore so maybe my perspective is skewed but i don't think the tone was feminine.

that read like a post by a guy.

"love cave between my legs"? who talks like that outside of bad fiction?
Maybe she's dating Bat Man?
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:56 PM
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Either Michael is hung like a loaf of french bread or Tracy is probably going to have some challenging mechanical maintenance issues in later life by sporting a cave between her legs.
LMFAO ... I needed this laugh, thank you, B!
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:56 AM
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i'm not hanging around with drunks or addicts anymore so maybe my perspective is skewed but i don't think the tone was feminine.

that read like a post by a guy.

"love cave between my legs"? who talks like that outside of bad fiction?
LOL. Look at "her" picture.
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