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Coach Pants 09-23-2009 09:07 AM

facebook is great
 
it brings out the tards like no other...except for this place. It's pretty tardtastic here but this might take the cake.

The story is that she's engaged, abstaining from sex for her wedding night due to her new religious beliefs.
She's new to facebook and the wedding is a week away.





Antitrust32 09-23-2009 09:11 AM

what is her "other" pu$$y?

GBBob 09-23-2009 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
it brings out the tards like no other...except for this place. It's pretty tardtastic here but this might take the cake.

The story is that she's engaged, abstaining from sex for her wedding night due to her new religious beliefs.
She's new to facebook and the wedding is a week away.





omg

Sightseek 09-23-2009 09:22 AM

I hope for her sake Michael is her fiance..

Coach Pants 09-23-2009 09:30 AM

She took the page down but there is a group page now...

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gi....1319646963..1


There are some who think the trolls at 4chan had something to do with this. So it's up in the air if this is actually true or she had a weak password and was taken e-advantage of.

satan's twin 09-23-2009 02:37 PM

Either Michael is hung like a loaf of french bread or Tracy is probably going to have some challenging mechanical maintenance issues in later life by sporting a cave between her legs.

RockHardTen1985 09-23-2009 04:27 PM

Im on fb... I love it, I used to make fun of all my friends now I use it everyday... Joseph Silverio.... Friend Request me, Cannon and I are tight on there.

dellinger63 09-23-2009 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by satan's twin
Either Michael is hung like a loaf of french bread or Tracy is probably going to have some challenging mechanical maintenance issues in later life by sporting a cave between her legs.

but apparantly the 'side door' to the three car garage is open for when that tight squeeze is needed.

Rudeboyelvis 09-23-2009 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985
Im on fb... I love it, I used to make fun of all my friends now I use it everyday... Joseph Silverio.... Friend Request me, Cannon and I are tight on there.

You need to Twit BTW

Scav 09-23-2009 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985
Im on fb... I love it, I used to make fun of all my friends now I use it everyday... Joseph Silverio.... Friend Request me, Cannon and I are tight on there.

Sigh

RockHardTen1985 09-23-2009 09:07 PM

Did you friend request me?

Rudeboyelvis 09-23-2009 09:23 PM

Damn Bitch

My wife will kill me when she see this thread


~ Michael aka Rudeboyelvis






















:D

Danzig 09-24-2009 06:31 AM

i created a fb account only to enter a fantasy football league my son had going. as soon as the season is over, the acct will be gone. it's just not my thing.

hi_im_god 09-26-2009 03:26 PM

i'm not hanging around with drunks or addicts anymore so maybe my perspective is skewed but i don't think the tone was feminine.

that read like a post by a guy.

"love cave between my legs"? who talks like that outside of bad fiction?

GPK 09-26-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
i'm not hanging around with drunks or addicts anymore so maybe my perspective is skewed but i don't think the tone was feminine.

that read like a post by a guy.

"love cave between my legs"? who talks like that outside of bad fiction?

Good thing Penthouse Letters is non-fiction

Sightseek 09-26-2009 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
i'm not hanging around with drunks or addicts anymore so maybe my perspective is skewed but i don't think the tone was feminine.

that read like a post by a guy.

"love cave between my legs"? who talks like that outside of bad fiction?

Maybe she's dating Bat Man?

Cajungator26 10-02-2009 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by satan's twin
Either Michael is hung like a loaf of french bread or Tracy is probably going to have some challenging mechanical maintenance issues in later life by sporting a cave between her legs.

LMFAO ... I needed this laugh, thank you, B! :D

chucklestheclown 10-06-2009 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god
i'm not hanging around with drunks or addicts anymore so maybe my perspective is skewed but i don't think the tone was feminine.

that read like a post by a guy.

"love cave between my legs"? who talks like that outside of bad fiction?

LOL. Look at "her" picture.


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