Ky Derby top 12

[The Indomitable DrugS]

1) Free Country - His sire is named after Bryant Reeves. Need I say more?

2) Al Khali - The hottest Kentucky Derby contender to come from South America since Tomcito.

3) Stardom Bound - She's so pretty!

4) Haynesfield - He wasn't born until May 12th - which means he's even a week younger than Pioneer of the Nile! Don't tell Jon White this though. Our price will be cut in half.

5) Bittel Road - His mother is named Sultry Sal.

6) Vineyard Haven – Stevie Belmont had him 6th - and he gave me the inspiration to do this list.

7) Well Positioned - Was beaten 19 lengths in each of his last two - but is undefeated when he doesn't finish 6th. Gets bonus points because Dale Baird trained his dam - so his mother survived the equine holocaust.

8) Giant Oak - I would love to own him! And not just because they named him after my penis.

9) Patena - "He is a September foal, which gives him an edge in the physical development department. We will see more of him down the road, and that will give us a better idea of what he is all about." - Stevie Belmont

10) Chocolate Candy - I love it so much - that I once eat my mom's Ex-Lax as a kid thinking it was Chocolate Candy.

11) Jack Spratt - "could eat no fat - his wife could eat no lean - so Jack ignored them flabby tits and licked her @sshole clean" Never bet against a salad tosser.

12) Mr. Hott Stuff - he's a full brother to Colonel John - but he could be this years Monba!