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The Indomitable DrugS 03-20-2009 07:44 AM

Ky Derby top 12
 
1) Free Country - His sire is named after Bryant Reeves. Need I say more?

2) Al Khali - The hottest Kentucky Derby contender to come from South America since Tomcito.

3) Stardom Bound - She's so pretty!

4) Haynesfield - He wasn't born until May 12th - which means he's even a week younger than Pioneer of the Nile! Don't tell Jon White this though. Our price will be cut in half.

5) Bittel Road - His mother is named Sultry Sal.

6) Vineyard Haven – Stevie Belmont had him 6th - and he gave me the inspiration to do this list.

7) Well Positioned - Was beaten 19 lengths in each of his last two - but is undefeated when he doesn't finish 6th. Gets bonus points because Dale Baird trained his dam - so his mother survived the equine holocaust.

8) Giant Oak - I would love to own him! And not just because they named him after my penis.

9) Patena - "He is a September foal, which gives him an edge in the physical development department. We will see more of him down the road, and that will give us a better idea of what he is all about." - Stevie Belmont

10) Chocolate Candy - I love it so much - that I once eat my mom's Ex-Lax as a kid thinking it was Chocolate Candy.

11) Jack Spratt - "could eat no fat - his wife could eat no lean - so Jack ignored them flabby tits and licked her @sshole clean" Never bet against a salad tosser.

12) Mr. Hott Stuff - he's a full brother to Colonel John - but he could be this years Monba!

Bobby Fischer 03-20-2009 07:53 AM

roflz good stuff :)

NTamm1215 03-20-2009 08:01 AM

Nice list...now make sure you post it everywhere including the over 40 cooking forum on the interactive section of the Salt Lake Tribune.

NT

Danzig 03-20-2009 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
1) Free Country - His sire is named after Bryant Reeves. Need I say more?

2) Al Khali - The hottest Kentucky Derby contender to come from South America since Tomcito.

3) Stardom Bound - She's so pretty!

4) Haynesfield - He wasn't born until May 12th - which means he's even a week younger than Pioneer of the Nile! Don't tell Jon White this though. Our price will be cut in half.

5) Bittel Road - His mother is named Sultry Sal.

6) Vineyard Haven – Stevie Belmont had him 6th - and he gave me the inspiration to do this list.

7) Well Positioned - Was beaten 19 lengths in each of his last two - but is undefeated when he doesn't finish 6th. Gets bonus points because Dale Baird trained his dam - so his mother survived the equine holocaust.

8) Giant Oak - I would love to own him! And not just because they named him after my penis.

9) Patena - "He is a September foal, which gives him an edge in the physical development department. We will see more of him down the road, and that will give us a better idea of what he is all about." - Stevie Belmont

10) Chocolate Candy - I love it so much - that I once eat my mom's Ex-Lax as a kid thinking it was Chocolate Candy.

11) Jack Spratt - "could eat no fat - his wife could eat no lean - so Jack ignored them flabby tits and licked her @sshole clean" Never bet against a salad tosser.

12) Mr. Hott Stuff - he's a full brother to Colonel John - but he could be this years Monba!


:D

TheSpyder 03-20-2009 08:16 AM

I can't tell if you are really Sirius.

The Indomitable DrugS 03-20-2009 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTamm1215
Nice list...now make sure you post it everywhere including the over 40 cooking forum on the interactive section of the Salt Lake Tribune.

NT

You may think I only posted it here because the mod at PA is bribing me to perform some tard exportation for him...

But while Stevie B. may seem :tro: in a special sort of way.... draynay is the hot new prospect headed for greatness.

philcski 03-20-2009 08:43 AM

OH MY GOD.


:tro:

Sightseek 03-20-2009 08:44 AM

:D

philcski 03-20-2009 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
You may think I only posted it here because the mod at PA is bribing me to perform some tard exportation for him...

But while Stevie B. may seem :tro: in a special sort of way.... draynay is the hot new prospect headed for greatness.

There is more sh1t destined for the bullsh.it thread over there than my computer's memory will allow me to copy. Starts from the top with the leader of the new Aryan Nation Conservative Party.

Kasept 03-20-2009 09:33 AM

DougS,

Let me see if I can get Bloodhorse to pick this up...

Bobby Fischer 03-20-2009 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
You may think I only posted it here because the mod at PA is bribing me to perform some tard exportation for him...

But while Stevie B. may seem :tro: in a special sort of way.... draynay is the hot new prospect headed for greatness.

draynay is basically dahoss-lite , except that instead of actually reading your post and making out of context remarks, he baits you by saying that Tale of Ekati is the second coming.

blackthroatedwind 03-20-2009 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTamm1215
Nice list...now make sure you post it everywhere including the over 40 cooking forum on the interactive section of the Salt Lake Tribune.

NT



I laughed.

Indian Charlie 03-20-2009 11:07 AM

At first I thought this list was a joke, but then I saw you included your #1 derby horse on there, Patena.

I'm confused.

The Indomitable DrugS 03-20-2009 11:33 AM

I'm confused has been my #1 Derby horse all throughout the year. There hasn't even been a single region of the country where I've felt like I've known who the horse with the best chance to win the Derby is.

How I'm tied for 5th in that RTTR contest is pretty amazing.

2 Dollar Bill 03-20-2009 04:58 PM

Doug ,
Thanks for posting this.. I need to ADD 3 horses to the Road to the roses stable..and you gave me the edge I need to win this thing ! :$:

Bobby Fischer 03-20-2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:

You keep trying to reinvent that wheel. You've never ever proven any ability to pick winners. You talk a good game, maybe a used car salesman in a different life. But no one here is fooled by your nonsense.

Well, I can't be bothered with sorrow
And I can't be bothered with hate, no, no
I'm using up my time by feeling fine, every day
That's why I'm telling you I just want to celebrate
Aw, yeah
I just want to celebrate...
Another day of living, yeah yeah
I just want to celebrate another day of livin', yeah
I just want to celebrate another day of life

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii just wannna celebrate !

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii just wannna celebrate !

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii just wannna celebrate !:{>:

johnny pinwheel 03-21-2009 09:18 PM

wheres, big brown?


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