Handicapping ~ I am the BEST...

[my miss storm cat]

... at putting together the absolute worst combinations.

The good news is i really did pick some nice winners last night (Sistine Angel paid $38. at Caulfield, Jungle Ruler paid $25.). ***

Liked Bull Creek at Del Mar today (paid around $17). ***

So yeah, some nice picks and ruined every last one of them (well actually everything today).

I didn't even bother to do a win bet on any of these... being a genius, win bets were reserved for Hard Bill (ya know, my lock de la jour ), Friend or Foe, Battle of Hastings et al.

Besides why bother with win bets when i was busy constructing tris and supers with all the wrong horses in the wrong order?

Fun, fun, fun.

How badly did you suck today?


*** (I really hope this doesn't count as redboarding cause i sure as hell am not saying i made so much as a dime on any of these).